Where's Kev - Sfcsim?

Why is gavstar?

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I suspect when we get more facts we’ll find that the link between all the missing posters is a white van seen nearby and black cable ties littering the scene of their disappearance…just sayin.

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My parents ask me that every time I see them.

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I don’t know why the Kev thing is that shocking. He famously didn’t make it to the games. I do know that he was recently after a Yale lock for the door at the end of his garden, to make it easier to use that means of getting into the house.

The man is clearly busy with surreptitious cheesecake production and delivery. Leave him alone :lou_wink_2:

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Regarding the disappearance of some posters, I can’t say too much.

I can confirm that @pap and I recently got raided by MI6.

It appears that a number of Southampton FC supporting fans have been admitted to hospital showing symptoms of exposure to a deadly nerve agent known as Brexitthreadichok.

The authorities have traced the source back to our server.

Current posters do not need to worry, but you are advised to stay away from the infected forum area - the Brexit - The Ramifications thread.

The Brexit - The Ramifications thread and related areas have now been sealed off and we hope this will result in fewer forum-deaths.

Symptoms of exposure to Brexitthreadichok include:

  • Finding yourself calling everyone a rabid Brexiteer / vapid Remainer

  • Falsely believing that the EU is a disease/panacea.

  • Finding yourself waking in the middle of the night shouting “Just fuck off @pap / @rallyboy , that’s plainly wrong and you know it you tosser/twat/prick/cock/cunt!”

If you think you have been exposed to Brexitthreadichok, please stay away from infected areas and repeat the following phrase 519o3 times

"You’re right, @pap / @rallyboy , I can’t believe I didn’t see that before now.

In memory of the fallen, may they rest in peace with their blue passport.

PS If anyone sees @chertsey-saint , can you please make sure he’s seen this. He is thought to be at high risk.

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IIIIII allllwayyyyys typpppe wittttth Mariiiiigollllddds onnn anywayyyy, IIII thinkkkk I’’’'lll beee OKKKKK.

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They’re for so much more than just typing.

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HHHHmmMM coooouuulld youuuuu ellllaboorrratttee…innnntrrriigggueeedd?

This is an English language site, @lifeintheslowlane . As a consequence, I’d appreciate it if you could cut the Welsh out.

Just like we did with their sovereignty.

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Is this because I’m a Welsh Jew? :lou_facepalm_2:

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Back on subject.

Didn’t he post on FiverWeb as Viking saint? Sure I saw a post from him last week.

Nope. He was Doctor Who? over there.

I’m safe!

Just thought I would let you .

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And our water, thieving Scousers.

Cofiwch Dryweryn

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I do take your point, especially as someone that has been through the Mourne Mountains a few times. They’ve reservoirs there, especially the one around the Spelga Dam, that have a primary purpose of sorting Belfast out, thirty miles away.

It should have been obvious before my first visit, but I learned on my first trip to LA that the place was basically a desert. All the water is piped down from the Rockies.

Nowt to get excited about here. Resources get reallocated to where they are needed all over the world. The Liverpool City Region has got half the population of Wales, and not enough of the clean water. Liverpool has got a shitload of jobs for people working in North Wales, and loads of other things they need.

And to be fair to the scousers, they’ve always been fair to the Welsh.

On my travels I’ve been to Salisbury and Europe and received leaked CIA Documents by PM on a dark web Sotonians site.

Should I be worried?

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Yes…Go immediately to the Ecuadorian Embassy in Dubai and await further instructions. This might take some time.

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Meh, and the Welsh paid them back by making them believe that Llandudno is actually a decent seaside resort!!!

I do take your point, especially as someone that has been through the Mourne Mountains a few times. They’ve reservoirs there, especially the one around the Spelga Dam, that have a primary purpose of sorting Belfast out, thirty miles away.

It should have been obvious before my first visit, but I learned on my first trip to LA that the place was basically a desert. All the water is piped down from the Rockies.

Nowt to get excited about here. Resources get reallocated to where they are needed all over the world. The Liverpool City Region has got half the population of Wales, and not enough of the clean water. Liverpool has got a shitload of jobs for people working in North Wales, and loads of other things they need.

And to be fair to the scousers, they’ve always been fair to the Welsh.

Surprised to see you using economic arguments to justify the appropriation of land and the relocation of the native population.

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When the alternative is Birkenhead you can see how we succeeded

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