Which Way Is You Voting?

I want record, I want evidence! Are we a representative cross section of general population, or are we vicious, selfish, right wing nazi frm, or are we all sandal wearing carelords subjugated by pap’s carpet bombing left wing propoganda?

  • Five Years Of Free Stuff (Followed by Economic Disaster)
  • Strong & Stably Standing On The Necks Of Starving Schoolchildren
  • Write A Random Name On A Bit Of Paper And Throw It In Bin

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I have been deciding on the best way to spoil my ballot paper. A drawing of a large cartoon nob with hairy bollox and jism is the current favourite. Also considering a picture of me squatting and taking a dump on a cartoon polling station booth.

Probably end up voting tactically though.

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I wrote “I have ur children. Mark this ballot down as 2000 votes for Corbyn, or I’m eating their lunch. Love, Theresa May”

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I used to start top right for the first line then go top left. Always with a pencil.

It usually worked and looked like this

X

Hope that helps you out Bear

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Anyone else realise that their voting is as pointless as backing a wheezy Pug in a greyhound race?

Whether I wander round to the polling station or not, the outcome in this constituency is already decided.

But I’ll still go.

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I.am still not allowed to vote on who rules you in the U.K.

How un democratic is that?

on another note

did my vote get counted in the forum soviet fraud elections?

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Don’t think the Weather is gd for corbyn. I can picture them students, in their bedsits, nursing their hangover and looking out window. Fk that. What’s on netflix.

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I voted tactically, I hate Robert Syms with a passion. And no @bearsy it’s not because he didn’t choose my car in the local car park!!

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I hope you all realise that if you tell people who you voted for on a media stream or public forum you can be prosecuted

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Ah, but I said who I didn’t vote for!! Or did I??

I was glad to see the Monster Raving Loonie Party on my ballot paper!

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Which of those poll choices is “tactically voting in order to oust the incumbant Tory scumbag” (but it’s not voting Labour)?

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Just read an article that said that less people in Hampshire registered to vote in this election that did in 2015.

So no hoards of brainwashed kids voting for Armageddon.

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that’s a vote for 5 Yrs Of Free Stuff m8

MRLP…bring it on :cool:

Tactical - anyone but Tory cunts.

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They tried to stop me voting(again). Every time, i get told “you’re not on the electoral register”. Showed them the confirmation email(again) and after 20 minutes of phone calls, got it sorted.

As i may be prosecuted for revealing my choice, i will just say, I didn’t vote to be taken out of the ECHR or for the Naylor report to be implemented.

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East Devon almost turned from Hugo Swire…tory boyz and girlz…to Claire Wright Independent …last time.

Watch this space…she might well become our MP this time…it has been coming :astonished:

For maybe the first time ever - Labour.

Pap’s media war got to me.

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Unless Saint or Sinner is not an alias I can’t see how you can be prosecuted.

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