Who got the most useless Christmas gift?

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PhilippineSaint posted this 25 December 2017 - Last edited 25 December 2017

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

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Dubai_Phil posted this 25 December 2017

I've given the wife man flu.

On vacation.

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CB Saint posted this 25 December 2017

I’ll let you know once I have been to my brother in law’s

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BTripz posted this 25 December 2017

I'll let you know once the brother-in-law has been around.

Sfcsim posted this 25 December 2017

All gifts are good thus far, but the day is young. On to the in laws next. I will update later. 

BTripz posted this 25 December 2017

I win

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Intiniki posted this 25 December 2017 - Last edited 26 December 2017

I was once given a glade candle by my partner's sister in law. I like candles but she could have tried to buy something slightly nicer. 

This year all useful. 

@PhilippineSaint I love mahjong! It's not too hard to learn at all. 

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steveintheforest posted this 25 December 2017 - Last edited 25 December 2017

Not me !!

Cobham Saint posted this 26 December 2017

For the first time in years I haven't been disappointed with any of my pressies - ok, apart from a book from the mother in law which seems to be a rip-off of Kes but by that bloke Chris Packham. A sorry rip off of an idea...

Goatboy posted this 26 December 2017

Not me!

lifeintheslowlane posted this 26 December 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

 Don't worry mate...I've just downloaded the Instructions from their website...here are the main functions...

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CB Saint posted this 26 December 2017

I got a book called the pleasure book for boys

I shit you not

It is a 60 year old book of short stories in the famous five style that my sister in law picked up in a Jumble sale

Sfcsim posted this 26 December 2017

Nope, all useful this year! Wow! 

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Sadoldgit posted this 26 December 2017

I received a (pencil) rubber fashioned like an orange but the size of a small gob stopper.

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Fatso posted this 26 December 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

 Don't worry mate...I've just downloaded the Instructions from their website...here are the main functions...

 What have the Chinese said about this? 

lifeintheslowlane posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

 Don't worry mate...I've just downloaded the Instructions from their website...here are the main functions...

 What have the Chinese said about this? 

 BREAKING NEWS

Goatboy posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

 Don't worry mate...I've just downloaded the Instructions from their website...here are the main functions...

 What have the Chinese said about this? 

 BREAKING NEWS

 That should shut Barry up! Messi and Ronaldo!

Saint or sinner posted this 27 December 2017

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I will start 

A Mahjong set 

With no instructions or rules included.

I have never played it before never indicated that I wanted to play it and as far as i know nobody in the house has any idea how it is played.

 Don't worry mate...I've just downloaded the Instructions from their website...here are the main functions...

 What have the Chinese said about this? 

 BREAKING NEWS

 That should shut Barry up! Messi and Ronaldo!

 I like the bit were Messi says "I know Southampton are not a rich club, but i have already earned enough, i just want to learn the Southampton way".

Goatboy posted this 27 December 2017

Google translate:

Ronaldo: I am too old for the shop window now. I just want to help the academy lads and hopefully we'll make some top quality signings too. It has always been my dream to play alongside Ricky Van Wolfswinkel, joey Barton and Jordan Rhodes.

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