Who is Heisenberg/Glasgow Saint/Bournemouth Saint/Batman/?

I am Spartacus

Oh wait we did that one before …

She said Jehovah…ahemm (deeper voice), he said Jehovah…

In brief, @tokyo-saint (not a real Saints fan) thinks he owns the place and doesn’t.

He now spends his time on Sotonians trying to cast asunder real life friendships that have developed over the past three years, not very successfully, I might add.

Recently, he has admitted to being Glasgow Saint, at least for a while, prompting a near site wide question.

Who the fuck does that?

Pap is a cunt. Will get back on the rest later. Hope this helps.

Maybe someone is masquerading as Tokes.

Just thought I’d chuck that one in there.

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Agreed @pap is bloody annoying on here, incredibly divisive and can be a bit of a prick.

In real life he’s a far more affable chap.

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It would be pretty hard for him to be that annoying in real life, wouldn’t it? I rarely come on here but when I do I have at least 4 notifications telling me pap has mentioned me somewhere. He keeps sending out bait to get me to react, everything from bringing his fucking house break-in thing back to me to endlessly saying I am not a ‘real saints fan’ (maybe he is the only true saints fan) to pretty much saying I am in the IRA.

For him to be that annoying in real life, he would have to be constantly trying to throw peanuts in my drink in the pub. Every time I went to take a gulp I would see the peanut and get a little visual papification that he has successfully spoiled another pint with his salty nuts.

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Without wanting to stoke the flames (although that is what I want), why does Tokyo think he owns the site? Is he a deluded fucknut OR is pap a lying and deceitful cunt?

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Fuck off fatso, It’s my forum, I’ll ask the questions.

Btw I don’t think I have ever posted as Glasgow Saint but I do have an unused GS twitter account. I think this dates back to you Cherts. Weren’t you in a Ramada Inn in Glasgow and tweeting about it? GS didn’t have twitter and said I could tweet you from a dummy account to say I was at the bar or something. It was a long time ago.

I have been bear on a number of occasions and he has posted as me. I still get emails addressed to Mr Earsy from the pink news asking why I have not logged in for a while. I am hoping GDPR will put an end to all that.

Interstingly enough, that’s exactly what he does do. Apart from that he’s fine though.

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Way I see it is that there are people who are complete cunts, but they dont post here.

Sotonians are all guilty of posting like cunts at times, which is quite different and we all tend to vary in how frequently we post like cunts versus being jolly chearful friendly chaps we are inside…

Pap and I tend to post like cunts quite frequently, others such as Slowy is incapable of posting like a cunt, but in general we all do it from time to time.

The problem is that not only do we all vary in how frequently we post like a cunt, there is also the isuue of just when does that frequency spill over form posting lieke a cunt to being a cunt? This is made more complex by the fact that we also differ in our opinion as to when this threshold is crossed… so some see others as cunts much earlier than others who have a higher cuntish threshold… so you see its not an easy path to tread…

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Are you saying that if someone is posting like a cunt we should try not to be a dick about it? If so, that’s why I do. However, after about 5 mentions I decide to stop being a pussy and to give the little cunt a bit of a (verbal) pounding.

So are you saying that this is essentially a genitalia issue?

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This spat is fizzling out. The danger is people won’t be ready for the full season if they don’t take the pre season friendlies seriously enough. Tokyo is putting out a half decent team but pap is playing the youngsters and making substitutions every 15 minutes. No one wants to watch meaningless friendlies.

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I am not sure as sometimes he is just an arsehole and I am not sure this counts as genitalia - bletch to confirm.

Nah, you doctored my tweets to say I was there…I never tweeted that I was there.

But yeah, remember all that. That was when me and GS were at loggerheads all the time. We’re a lot calmer now.

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Thanks for the replies, fellas. I have met a few chaps from here once and all seemed top class, including Pap!

As i don’t post much and don’t really keep up with the goings on, then i can only apologise for my lack of knowledge. I’ll try and keep up with the beefs from now on.

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That must have been the real Glasgow Saint then as it definitely wasn’t me. Maybe he was posting as you and that’s why he wanted me to post as him.

Anyway, Pap has succeeded. He baited me into insulting him, the forum is busier and there are 9 people online rather than the usual three. He is not as dumb as his posts make him seem.

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Perhaps we could have a training thread or something.

Like on Europe or on the wonderful privatisation of the NHS?

Or simply how much would you pay to punch the bloke on the left.