Who is Heisenberg/Glasgow Saint/Bournemouth Saint/Batman/?

Nah, I’m saying he is likely a hideous cunt that doesn’t come to the beers because he’s bed bound and sore-covered.

I expect that stood next to Tokes, we’d be calling the self-proclaimed tubster @fatso .

For the nanosecond or so that Earth’s gravity has sway over him before losing out to @tokyo-saint 's mass.

Yeah … cause there can’t be any other reason someone one would not want to have a beer with you. It’s not you it’s me pap.

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The pre season friendlies have got a bit more interesting as pap adopts a new tactic of calling Tokyo morbidly obese. This new system is untested and it will be interesting to see how Tokyo responds. Does he have a plan B or will be be found wanting? Early signs are that Tokyo is flummoxed. Is he more Pulis than Pep?

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To be fair pap thinks everyone looks big.

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Tokyo falls back on the “pap is a midget” system but the game has moved on and he’s looking like a dinosaur. The fans expect more these days. Pulis it is… lets hope he can pull something special out of the bag. The fans are shouting for more flair.

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Look, if you come for beers I’ll buy you two of these.

So you can wee independently.

Pap is really turning the screws now. This friendly has turned nasty. The suggestion now is that Tokyo is not only morbidly obese but he can’t see his own cock. It’s definitely hotting up as we move into the last 20 mins of the game. Tokyo Pulis really needs something to counter these new moves from Pap FC.

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Do you just have a sit down piss because of the micro penis?

:lou_lol: :lou_lol: this made me chuckle

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20 mins up - I’m claiming victory.

Annoying in what sense? That I don’t ban people on request. or worry too much when people flounce when I say no? Pot, kettle, black on that one nipper, although I will happily 'fess to dividing opinion in many areas.

Actually, pot, kettle, black for pretty much everything you’ve said.

The obvious truth is that pretty much everyone I’ve met from here is far more personable in person. It’s the Sotonians secret sauce, the reason why we’ve done three years, some of us having said some very harsh things, yet still able to stand in the same room and sup when circumstances demand it.

The reason that’s the case is that most of us aren’t just usernames. We’re on a first name basis. We’ve met each others’ kids, or dads, or mums, or wives.

We’ve got people like @so5-4bw that don’t post much but are utter fucking mainstays on match days, part of the Sotonians tapestry that people that don’t get to a game will never see. Moreover, it has been this way since day one.

@cb-saint is cracking. He’ll be along soon, but I suspect he fears a torrent of left-wing bias (probable) or judgement (less probable) if he turns up.

My view is if that people can peel off their main firm for a day, @dubai_phil can get over from the Middle East, and even @smiler and his wife can truck it over from Australia, London-based @tokyo-saint has no excuse not to attend, and no right to pronounce anything about this forum when he knows so little about what makes it tick.

It’s a forum you cuntbucket, not fucking tinder. I don’t like you on here, I am hardly going to spend less time with my family/friends to potentially get in trouble throwing you through a window am I?

I don’t want to spend time with you pap. You come accross as an opinionated dweeb. Get over it.

Some other people on here, maybe, but you, no chance.

I’m sat here crying at the lack of approbation from a middle aged Internet random that is too scared to show his face in public.

Imagine being so arrogant that you honestly believe that ‘in public’ is the same as ‘with you’.

I was trying for facetious and bwark bwark.

I don’t think any beliefs were expressed.

The refs report will be interesting after the first ore season friendly. The match ended in a draw but there were some nasty afters in the tunnel between the two managers. I’m not sure the FA will look upon this too well.

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Sotonians Sauce? - plenty of it on here…

Having met quite a few of you now, I feel more sorry for our kids who get dragged along to what is essentially middle aged blokes’ pre/post beer fests.

Tbf Teenage Mutant has quite enjoyed them, mainly when a shot of vodka gets slipped into his coke…

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Is pap Turkish? Can I do the winner?

Ooh. That made my day.

I’ve been classed as middle aged.

Can’t wait for the return fixture

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Middle East Phil, Middle East. :slight_smile:

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