Who is Heisenberg/Glasgow Saint/Bournemouth Saint/Batman/?

Will be that lack meat that weakens his typing finger I guess

TiCK was on here yesterday, but now has a bottle of lube to use up.

Goat did tell me what Raleigh Buoy was up to @ Fulham but I was a bit pished and can’t remember…

Of course I remember TCKs lube now.

I’d had a few beers but I’m pretty sure The RaleighBoy said he’d had gism in his oesophagus.

That right, Goat? Flyd?

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Yep. Said something about not swallowing any more milky fluids and something about Marc Almond.

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Defintely the way I remember it, Bletch.

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Yeah, and he forced me to ask for a hot chocolate made from dolphin tears and ethically sourced Errol Brown.

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His rage when he was told the source of the Errol Brown was something to behold.

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Awwwww it’s nice to be included in the poll. I can hardly be arsed to post as myself anymore let alone someone else as well. :smile:

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And nobody has cottoned on to my evil alter-ego yet…

Mwahahaha…Mwahahaha…

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So The Rockstone is a pub? :astonished:

I thought it was a fucking circus tent - because last weekend I called in and the freak show was in full swing.

The bar was propped up by some flowery Jason King tribute act who was lending his Wickham Fayre badger-baiting flatcap to some tasty cockney dog-fight-organising hardman out of The Sweeney - then him and his firm went strutting up Bevois Valley looking for trouble, and commercial decorating contracts.

The hour I spent in that chocolate-free shithole was as much fun as being stuck in a piss-riddled lift with Barry and Pap on transfer deadline day - the former would be busily writing depressing hate songs about potential new signings of a club he clearly doesn’t support, while the latter just loves the fact that you fuckers have had no chance to upvote me for a month or two.

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So was Marc Almond there too then?

Downvoted for making me Google Jason King.

You must remember that you’re my older brother. How about more contemporaneous references?

For example Jonathan King instead of Jason King.

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LOL - that made I laugh :laughing: - for all the wrong reasons.

On that note g’night. See you all on the “Who’s pissed on a Friday night” thread from about 12:30 tomorrow lunchtime

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I am me.

I can prove it.

Rory’s wife’s Rock is bigger than my thumb.

He might be Eric though he’ been quiet & grumpy of late.

Mind you so have 90% of us

Nonsense, Rallyboy. There are plenty of your historical posts that people could go back and vote up.

And people do do that.

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Yeah soz bout that

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You don’t know the half of it, mucker.

The other half gets discussed down the pub.

The only reason this site hasn’t descended into complete anarchy is because everyone is too pissed to remember anything said there.

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Bump :slight_smile:

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