I’d like to say it’d been a great career, pay some kind of tribute, so I won’t.
Hopefully back on the seniors amateur circuit you’ll find the kind of happiness you have been looking for. Good luck Bletch.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.
Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.
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This here ladies and gentlemen highlights the dangers of not being able to drink and having 1/2 pint of guinness and the sniff of a barmaids apron!!
You weren’t circle jerking again were you @saintbletch
Im guessing you’d promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once you’ve stopped texting ‘Cunt’ to everyone you know.
How many times mate. One day you’ll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and there’ll be no one there to save you (this time).
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Lol.
I should explain that me posting Cunts started about 20 years ago when long-suffering friend and occasional cunt @rust-cohle woke up to find that I’d texted him ‘cunt’ about 40 times during the night.
And that was when we paid for texts.
You’re worth it, @rust-cohle .
x
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OK then. So that’s an Eastleigh roadside pickup tomorrow, then on to the Rockstone via Woodmill Lane. Best check the ejector seat’s in good working order in that case.
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Bump
So it’s easy to find later.
No charge
hic!
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I had an “off” pint of Coal Porter by Piddle brewery at lunch time, i very much have a hangover now.
I am on my first beer. It has been a good week. I found out I made the top five for clearing issues over the last four weeks.
And I’ve only been in my job three weeks. The ol’ dog still has some tricks.
Brown nose 
Only a couple of glasses of a nice young Sancerre for me tonight as too much fookin work
Most people are younger than me, some considerably so.
I am not ashamed to admit that after years of being a sole developer, I was worried how I’d stack up in a place which had shitloads of them, especially now I’m of a certain vintage.
And there’s no brown nosing.
You fix shit, and it either passes testing or doesn’t.
Bottled Air for me tonight (Air is Bahasa(Malaysian) for water)
Quiet one for me. It’s been a long week topped off with getting flashed by a speed camera this morning 
Just tucking in to a drop of this though:
61 Deep for me tonight, and a lot of it, however at 3.8% it’s not the strongest.
Saying that @saintbletch would have fallen over after 1/2 point of it…
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and a half pint of it as well tbf BBB
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The news I had was new news to me, having read it as new news to me that was posted as news which may have been fake news but is now old news to all who have read it yet will still be new news or fake new news (so no real news) to any new readers of the news.
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The news is that is in the wrong thread.
Unless you are still drunk from Friday night when it would be deemed acceptable 
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Indeed it is - well spotted!
Grumble groan.
Samoan Fog Cutters have shrunk by about 5%