Yep heās all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe youāll have better luck fowllyd. He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess itās too late now.
The real reason he wears āthoseā shirts is that it doesnā t show when heā s sick down them. Sad really.
Didnāt you mean the first 3rd of a pint?
I would like to announce my retirement from professional drinking with immediate effect.
The ONLY benefit is that Iāve woken to find more cleavages on my phone. Well photos of cleavages at least.
Iād like to say itād been a great career, pay some kind of tribute, so I wonāt.
Hopefully back on the seniors amateur circuit youāll find the kind of happiness you have been looking for. Good luck Bletch.
OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.
Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.
This here ladies and gentlemen highlights the dangers of not being able to drink and having 1/2 pint of guinness and the sniff of a barmaids apron!!
You werenāt circle jerking again were you @saintbletch
Im guessing youād promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once youāve stopped texting āCuntā to everyone you know.
How many times mate. One day youāll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and thereāll be no one there to save you (this time).
Lol.
I should explain that me posting Cunts started about 20 years ago when long-suffering friend and occasional cunt @rust-cohle woke up to find that Iād texted him ācuntā about 40 times during the night.
And that was when we paid for texts.
Youāre worth it, @rust-cohle .
x
OK then. So thatās an Eastleigh roadside pickup tomorrow, then on to the Rockstone via Woodmill Lane. Best check the ejector seatās in good working order in that case.
Bump
So itās easy to find later.
No charge
hic!
I had an āoffā pint of Coal Porter by Piddle brewery at lunch time, i very much have a hangover now.
I am on my first beer. It has been a good week. I found out I made the top five for clearing issues over the last four weeks.
And Iāve only been in my job three weeks. The olā dog still has some tricks.
Brown nose 
Only a couple of glasses of a nice young Sancerre for me tonight as too much fookin work
Most people are younger than me, some considerably so.
I am not ashamed to admit that after years of being a sole developer, I was worried how Iād stack up in a place which had shitloads of them, especially now Iām of a certain vintage.
And thereās no brown nosing.
You fix shit, and it either passes testing or doesnāt.
Bottled Air for me tonight (Air is Bahasa(Malaysian) for water)
Quiet one for me. Itās been a long week topped off with getting flashed by a speed camera this morning 
Just tucking in to a drop of this though:
61 Deep for me tonight, and a lot of it, however at 3.8% itās not the strongest.
Saying that @saintbletch would have fallen over after 1/2 point of itā¦
and a half pint of it as well tbf BBB
The news I had was new news to me, having read it as new news to me that was posted as news which may have been fake news but is now old news to all who have read it yet will still be new news or fake new news (so no real news) to any new readers of the news.