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Abstinence by choice or of necessity?

Me, I have a nice gin and tonic on the go, and a second in the offing. After that it’ll be pinot noir.

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Choice. Stupid choice.

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To be fair you did sink enough to float a battleship so a few days off doesn’t surprise me :lou_wink_2:

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In my local, Doombar only, guest ale is off…

Is that a good or bad thing?

Actually, not a bad thing

Good to hear it - didn’t want to imply anything else :wink:

Cunts

Yay!

Most Topical post of the evening.

Fowllyd - we commend him unto your care

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Yep he’s all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe you’ll have better luck fowllyd. He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess it’s too late now.

The real reason he wears ‘those’ shirts is that it doesn’ t show when he’ s sick down them. Sad really.

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Didn’t you mean the first 3rd of a pint?

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I would like to announce my retirement from professional drinking with immediate effect.

The ONLY benefit is that I’ve woken to find more cleavages on my phone. Well photos of cleavages at least.

I’d like to say it’d been a great career, pay some kind of tribute, so I won’t.

Hopefully back on the seniors amateur circuit you’ll find the kind of happiness you have been looking for. Good luck Bletch.

OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.

Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.

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This here ladies and gentlemen highlights the dangers of not being able to drink and having 1/2 pint of guinness and the sniff of a barmaids apron!!

You weren’t circle jerking again were you @saintbletch

Im guessing you’d promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once you’ve stopped texting ‘Cunt’ to everyone you know.

How many times mate. One day you’ll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and there’ll be no one there to save you (this time).

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Lol.

I should explain that me posting Cunts started about 20 years ago when long-suffering friend and occasional cunt @rust-cohle woke up to find that I’d texted him ‘cunt’ about 40 times during the night.

And that was when we paid for texts.

You’re worth it, @rust-cohle .

x

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OK then. So that’s an Eastleigh roadside pickup tomorrow, then on to the Rockstone via Woodmill Lane. Best check the ejector seat’s in good working order in that case.

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Bump

So it’s easy to find later.

No charge

hic!

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I had an “off” pint of Coal Porter by Piddle brewery at lunch time, i very much have a hangover now.