Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night?

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Cobham Saint posted this 4 days ago

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by BTripz

In my local, Doombar only, guest ale is off..

Is that a good or bad thing? 

 Actually, not a bad thing

 Good to hear it - didn't want to imply anything else 😉

saintbletch posted this 4 days ago

Cunts

Cobham Saint posted this 4 days ago

Originally posted by saintbletch

Cunts

Yay!

 Most Topical post of the evening.

Fowllyd - we commend him unto your care

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Rust Cohle posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by saintbletch

Cunts

Yay!

 Most Topical post of the evening.

Fowllyd - we commend him unto your care

Yep he's all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe you'll have better luck fowllyd.   He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess it's too late now.

The real reason he wears 'those' shirts is that it doesn' t show when he' s sick down them.    Sad really.  

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BTripz posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

Yep he's all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe you'll have better luck fowllyd.   He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess it's too late now.

The real reason he wears 'those' shirts is that it doesn' t show when he' s sick down them.    Sad really.  

 Didn't you mean the first 3rd of a pint?

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saintbletch posted this 3 days ago

I would like to announce my retirement from professional drinking with immediate effect. 

The ONLY benefit is that I've woken to find more cleavages on my phone. Well photos of cleavages at least. 

Rust Cohle posted this 3 days ago

I'd like to say it'd been a great career, pay some kind of tribute, so I won't.   

Hopefully back on the seniors amateur circuit you'll find the kind of happiness you have been looking for.   Good luck Bletch.

 

saintbletch posted this 3 days ago

OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.

Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.

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BTripz posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by saintbletch

OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.

Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.

This here ladies and gentlemen highlights the dangers of not being able to drink and having 1/2 pint of guinness and the sniff of a barmaids apron!!

You weren't circle jerking again were you @saintbletch

Rust Cohle posted this 3 days ago

Im guessing you'd promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once you've stopped texting 'Cunt' to everyone you know.

How many times mate. One day you'll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and there'll be no one there to save you (this time). 

saintbletch posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

Im guessing you'd promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once you've stopped texting 'Cunt' to everyone you know.

How many times mate. One day you'll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and there'll be no one there to save you (this time). 

Lol.

I should explain that me posting Cunts started about 20 years ago when long-suffering friend and occasional cunt @Rustwoke up to find that I'd texted him 'cunt' about 40 times during the night. 

And that was when we paid for texts. 

You're worth it, @Rust

x

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Fowllyd posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by saintbletch

Cunts

Yay!

 Most Topical post of the evening.

Fowllyd - we commend him unto your care

Yep he's all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe you'll have better luck fowllyd.   He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess it's too late now.

The real reason he wears 'those' shirts is that it doesn' t show when he' s sick down them.    Sad really.  

OK then. So that's an Eastleigh roadside pickup tomorrow, then on to the Rockstone via Woodmill Lane. Best check the ejector seat's in good working order in that case.

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