Who is stone cold sober on a Friday night?

Oh dear.

8.30pm

what a cunt.

You been sniffing the cooking sherry again?

Think you need the other thread. Unless you are actually sober :lou_lol:

Looks like an Everton player waved a feather duster at Nivea boy and he went down in a shower of pink fluff. Penalty apparently…bin dippers one up.

No, stone-cold sober.

Just realised that you’re all cunts.

It took me being sober to work it out.

Tomorrow I will be posting ‘cunts’ in the other thread for the usual reason.

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Jesus Christ. What a soft penalty. You can’t breathe in the box nowadays without some twat doing a dying swan act. On the second bottle now.

I tried dry Jan, delayed it until the first day back at work on Weds, out the window already.

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When did “dry January” become a thing?

Who invented it? I can see the benefit of not boozing for a month, but in January???

I go for a “cut down in January” but that’s only relative because I can’t physically be alive and do my job after the run up to Xmas and Xmas itself…It’s more “drink what you drink like for the rest of the year January”

I’m gonna take up crack this month.

edit: that’s not an invite Bletch.

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I just snorted wine out through my nose

Would double upvote if I could

Hahahaha… Van Rental just stands and watches Sigurdsson sweep the ball past him for the Everton equaliser. :lou_lol:

Can’t believe I just celebrated an Everton goal! Virgil missed a sitter earlier too. Yay

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As if you don’t every month and twice on Sundays.

Fuck it!!!

The CUNT scored. CUNT!

Sammy Lee’s face was a picture.

Oh fuck.

We’ll never hear the end of that.

Or at least I won’t when I’m drinking with my Liverpool mate tomorrow.

At least we won’t be linked with a move for The Ox…he is fuckin’ GASH! How much did the bin dippers pay for him.

So what, we got £75m

Gonna have to score a lot of goals and stop a lot of goals being scored to justify that price. I’m sure someone on FiverWeb is working it out now as we speak

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Bollocks

Here comes the pundit Virgil WANKATHON…pass me the bucket.

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