Who's line is it anyway sexy edition-setting the stage and discussion

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017 - Last edited 16 February 2017

The format is thus. 

WE THE OBSERVERS ARE THE CLIVE ANDERSON,  THOUGH I AM THE CLIVE ANDERSON PRIME. 

@Dubai_PhilIs the object of lust.  We vote for the other two actors to play characters besotted by our lead. 

A sexy scenario is devised for the characters and they must conduct dialogue with each other from the perspective of these characters. 

CLIVE ANDERSON MAY INTERVENE. 

Selection of characters is by upvote. 

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@Chertsey Saint

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@Spudders

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@Coxford_lou

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@MrTrampoline

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@PhilippineSaint

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

@pap

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Dubai_Phil posted this 16 February 2017

@Tiger

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017 - Last edited 16 February 2017

Some details regarding the character of

@Dubai_Phil.

http://m.imgur.com/FiqRv1X?r

 

@Anastasia Bezukhov  Is an  attractive and outgoing young lady who also happens to be the daughter of a former Russian oligarch. Her world was turned upside down following the unfortunate death of her father at the jaws of an alligator while completing a business deal on a florida golf course. His assets were subsequently  seized by the Russian government and his family evicted from their lives of luxury.  She escaped with her family to London but as a result of her ordeal she despises the game of golf more than anything in the world.   Without a caring father figure in her life growing up she has self esteem issues and has taken many terrible partners.  She is open minded and willing to take risks. 

WE are now accepting submissions for the other two main characters...

Goatboy posted this 16 February 2017

@Richard Masters-Blower likes to fuck. He's not fussy but draws the line at Gosport. 

His whole life is an endless whirl of thrusts and vinegar faces.

But he has a secret. A secret that has been kept for decades. A secret that, should it be revealed, could have dire consequences, not only for his lovelife, but also for his career in the dog eat dog world of custom silk screen printing.

Richard can't afford for his dark past to be revealed and he's willing to do anything (except receive anal) to stop that happening.

 

Bearsy posted this 16 February 2017

not my place prob but would it be Better if it was ppl what are real ppl please? I.e. if it was Puel & Les Reed battling out to bang Big Kat, I think that would be More Erotic for Me.

Bearsy posted this 16 February 2017

Trump & Corbyn battling to bang Theresa May, if you want to make it more Broad

Dubai_Phil posted this 16 February 2017

Originally posted by Bearsy

not my place prob but would it be Better if it was ppl what are real ppl please? I.e. if it was Puel & Les Reed battling out to bang Big Kat, I think that would be More Erotic for Me.

 Ffs @Bearsy stop moaning you're in it!

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TheMightyOstrich posted this 16 February 2017

Burning question is, is @BTripz going to get a vote from anyone in this poll?

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Bearsy posted this 16 February 2017

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

 Ffs @Bearsy stop moaning you're in it!

 not me, I'm gonna be in the audience, Masturbating

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BTripz posted this 16 February 2017

Originally posted by TheMightyOstrich

Burning question is, is @BTripz going to get a vote from anyone in this poll?

If I had ever watched Have I Got News for You and knew what the fuck you were talking about then there might be more buy in from me...

Bearsy posted this 16 February 2017

I also haven't actually seen Mock The Week, but I can still understand what's going on here, you stupid @BTripz

BTripz posted this 16 February 2017

@Bearsy yep lou_lol

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

Since you're feeling left out @BTripz I've decided to give you a part.  You can be @Ana's long term cuck boyfriend @Jamie Mandingo. Thanks for your cooperation! 

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StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

Originally posted by Bearsy

not my place prob but would it be Better if it was ppl what are real ppl please? I.e. if it was Puel & Les Reed battling out to bang Big Kat, I think that would be More Erotic for Me.

 A Big Kat Diary live if you will? If the Clive Anderson Will's it,  so it shall come to pass. 

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 16 February 2017

Could we have some more nominations from the greater Clive Anderson please.  Actors,  settings,  character profiles etc with up votes according to taste for judging purposes?