Who's line is it anyway sexy edition-setting the stage and discussion

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PhilippineSaint posted this 17 February 2017

@TheMightyOstrich We know what it is we just don't understand how you are attempting to play it over the internet with a time delay of some days?

Goatboy posted this 17 February 2017 - Last edited 17 February 2017

Narwhal could just make out the side entrance to the lodge. A green door half hidden by wisteria.

He glanced at the oversized Navitimer (a gift from @Brigette The Digit, the wife of some weird internet bullshitter he had been tupping the previous summer) and decided to wait for darkness to fall.

"I'll hide here and watch that fat lass getting boned in that fiesta while I'm waiting" he giggled to himself maniacally.

"Then I'll have a good look round this ole house and find out what's got my loins so tingly."

 

 

Fowllyd posted this 17 February 2017

Splendid work, gentlemen - I particularly like the way that Caractacus Narwhal has incorporated Shakin' Stevens into his persona. Just one small request though:

It's "Whose line is it anyway?" FFS

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Dubai_Phil posted this 17 February 2017 - Last edited 17 February 2017

@Alfred Ponsoby Smythe III was confused. What had started out as a simple quest to discover the last resting place of the mystical Unicorns of SWF had taken an unusual turn.

The sudden appearance of a @Narwhal off the port bow of The Enterpise had turned to terror as a @Klingon boarding party materialised out of a bowl of Petunias on the Starboard Bow.

As @Jean Luc Kirk Hard battled to save the saucer section @Alfred had hit the emergency teleport over ride switch.

And materialised in the velvet he'll of a Bordello on old Portabello Road covered in @Sticky White Liquud

Crushed beneath his ample buttocks appeared to be a @Ferret with an empty jar of pickle still intactly jutting from his anus.

Just then a mobile communicating device started to vibrate in the crotch if a supine @Bear 

Is it safe? Asked a voice?

TheMightyOstrich posted this 17 February 2017

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Splendid work, gentlemen - I particularly like the way that Caractacus Narwhal has incorporated Shakin' Stevens into his persona. Just one small request though:

It's "Whose line is it anyway?" FFS

 Of course it is, how disappointing. I blame the uncontrollable rage I was experiencing at the time.

pap posted this 17 February 2017

Originally posted by StickyWhiteDovePiss

With no response from @Coxford_lou it looks as though the reluctant understudy @Chertsey Saint will need to step in, even though the part was originally written for a more masculine personality.  The confirmed characters and actors then are as follows. 

@Anastasia Bezukhov. Lead

@Richard Masters-Blower

@The Cuck Jamie Mandingo

@Tarquin Vulgaris

@Caractacas Narwhal

 

The setting shall be the Runnymede Masonic Lodge. 

WE need a sexy quest as the final piece of the puzzle. 

The quest shall be: to locate and dig up the remains of @Captain Madman Mccann,  to reanimate his corpse and to extract the tarantula plug from his body.  Only @Ana knows the true purpose and power of the plug,  but she will not be able to reveal this until it is obtained.

Multiple References must be made to the watch buying thread on SWF.

Each character must also work a description of a fantasy that they have involving @Furball's wife into the story. 

You may have the rest of the day to further develop your characters and the quest here and we will aim to start the performance in a new thread at a convenient time perhaps tomorrow. 

 Dude, we have enough problems with spanner spammers.

I am deleting your alts.

StickyWhiteDovePiss posted this 17 February 2017

I can't work under these conditions, my crew can't work under these conditions.  Where are our aliases,  where are our sandwiches.  WTF IS THIS. Where is the positivity? Where does planning get you on an oil platform? What do I tell my heroic guys.  FFS. We will manage,  in spite of this. 

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pap posted this 17 February 2017

Originally posted by StickyWhiteDovePiss

I can't work under these conditions, my crew can't work under these conditions.  Where are our aliases,  where are our sandwiches.  WTF IS THIS. Where is the positivity? Where does planning get you on an oil platform? What do I tell my heroic guys.  FFS. We will manage,  in spite of this. 

 Look, I had to tell @saintbletch the same when he tried creating alts to lobby for Brewdog and really shit shirts.

TheMightyOstrich posted this 17 February 2017

Another thread dies thanks to The Man's censorship lou_wink2

Goatboy posted this 17 February 2017

Like your mum buying you a new coat and telling you it's only for indoors.

steveintheforest posted this 17 February 2017

Originally posted by Fowllyd

It's "Whose line is it anyway?" FFS

 Ah now I see

............... well it's not mine but if no one wants it, I'll have it ... friday night and all that  lou_lol

PhilippineSaint posted this 17 February 2017

Originally posted by StickyWhiteDovePiss

I can't work under these conditions, my crew can't work under these conditions.  Where are our aliases,  where are our sandwiches.  WTF IS THIS. Where is the positivity? Where does planning get you on an oil platform? What do I tell my heroic guys.  FFS. We will manage,  in spite of this. 

 It gets you a nice pretty spread sheet that management love, but is out of date as soon as the first spanner is turned and should then be screwed up and thrown away.

saintbletch posted this 18 February 2017

When is the dress* rehearsal? 

 

*asking for a friend. 

Dubai_Phil posted this 18 February 2017 - Last edited 18 February 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

When is the dress* rehearsal? 

 

*asking for a friend. 

 Gotta get our shit together. It's being performed live on Wembley way in only 8 days time

#another1stforsotonians

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