… Gross?
Serious thread for serious questions!
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I can’t speak for others but with me, I just like the smell.
‘Why are some men…’ surely?
Speaking personally I’m obviously gross - but not in the scatalogical way you mention.
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I think it’s all a matter of perspective, but I shall ponder a more useful response whilst I take my monthly bath
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Hmmm. I wouldn’t say I was obsessed but I do have more than a passing interest. At the foundation of the interest is the funny smells and noises, instilled in youth and (in my case at least) never waning. Working in the NHS with many 60+ year olds, their fascination tends to lean more towards frequency and ease of pooping, I haven’t reached this stage yet so don’t feel qualified to expand, merely commenting.
HTH 
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You’re alright Lou, you don’t have to share toilets with them.
There’s nothing quite as scary as listening to a fat bloke having a dramatic shit in the next cubicle at a motorway services - it’s a rare thing that attacks both hearing and smell at the same time. 
Inspecting your shit is done purely for health reasons, the consistency, size, sliminess, ect all tell you how well your body is functoning, if it can pass throiugh a sieve with nothing caught you may have a problem or 2.
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Well, in this new Brexit/Trump world, I feel I should be less PC about my statements, just to fit in.
I have changed the title though, for thread longevity, in case any other women have burning questions that need answering…
Fair enough, Fats!
Oh god. Women very rarely do this.
Most of you here won’t have been acquainted with NHS Bowell Cancer Screening. When you turn 60 you will recieve through the post a leaflet describing the mechanics of this screening campaign and a sampling kit.
The expression Pooh Sticks with then take on a whole new meaning. You will be invited to join The Pooh Club every two years…and jolly grateful you all should be.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
You’re alright Lou, you don’t have to share toilets with them.
There’s nothing quite as scary as listening to a fat bloke having a dramatic shit in the next cubicle at a motorway services - it’s a rare thing that attacks both hearing and smell at the same time.
Oh god. Women very rarely do this.
Er they do, festival toilets and often in the toilets at work plus station toilets, there are some pretty unpleasant deposits / smells and not flusing. Though I heard that in the men’s loos there was snot smeared on the wall above the urinals.
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Where else are you expected to put your snot?
Toilet humour is shit !
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Lou … maybe is says more about the men you hang about with, rather than men in general 
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I am not obsessed, but must confess I am quite interested in Trump.
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Anal retentives says Mr Freud. Which considering such forum are littered with the immature this is hardly surprising. Will the Papsworldarseshite elite stop talking shite? Will they learn how to forward wipe? These are the great enigmas and questions of the modern age…
I am merely here as the Desmond Morris for the forum age… To observe and document the slow reverse evolution and dumbing down of fellow man… A rich seem to be had here.
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When I was at school a kid got expelled for having a shit in the bogs, picking it out and using it like a big poo crayon to draw a picture of a tank on the wall.
Fucking weird behaviour. Shit drawing too.
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I blame the Spice Girls - it was better before Girl Power.
Be careful what you wish for ladies, is what I say.
Germaine Greer has also got a lot to answer for with all that nonsense about women enjoying sex and what not.
No woman has ever enjoyed sex with me, I can tell you!
It’s time you admit the project has failed and you let us subjugate you lot again*.
*Bletch balancing provocation with irony and sarcasm but ending up sounding like a ****.
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