Worst drinks you have drunk

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PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017 - Last edited 16 January 2017

As the Fonte thread as evolved into a worst beer thread, Here is the official worst drink you have drunk thread. Does not have to be alcoholic or involve you being drunk. Obviously the where you drank it and why will give a bit of context to your reasoning.

To get us going it has to be.

Badger beer Brock Lager in particular during away darts matches in the Waterside darts league during the 80's eventually found Guinesss and cider due to this one.

OB Lager. Korean lager was on a Korean ship at the time it is barely drinkable ice cold when it gets nearer room temp you can smell the formaldehyde that it is made with. Was the only alcohol onboard.

Lambanog a Philippine produced fortified something looks like wine tastes like barbecue lighter fluid comes in classic red or white neither are remotely drinkable. You Have to try the local produce you may find out it is good in this case not.

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Dubai_Phil posted this 16 January 2017

Good call on anything Badger from the 80's.

Flatliners - Sambucca, a Layer (1mm) of Tabasco Sauce topped off by Vodka

Absinthe

Sri Lankan Arrak (sp?) - Coconut Toddy

London Pride at Goodfells Bar Tecom - They never had the clientele to sell much of the beer, then add to that that the "lowest cost possible" Bar Staff had never been trained on Bar Keeping and so NEVER washed the pipes. Friday Brunch orders pint while engaged in conversation picks up without looking and gulp barf...

Some Green Cocktail made out of Grass or some shit like that in Greenwich Village New York - was supposed to be some hip Sex & The City Cocktail Joint - $50 to Barf onto the bar top after oe sip

Cup of Coffee. Meeting at a customer - he asks if I want Coffee - I say yes - Milk & Sugar. He returns I sip. Did not notice that the Milk was 1) Congealed and 2) Stank - Mid Summer here - seel by date was 4 weeks previous - no fridge

Cobham Saint posted this 16 January 2017

Southern Comfort

Now I'm not sure if it is by association of because it's a foul concoction.

When a was a student a mate cooked a meal of stuffed peppers and rice n stuff, all washed down with Southern Comfort. Reel forward 8 hours or so and everyone's queuing up to call God on the big white telephone. Everything reeked of you know what.

20+ years later just a whiff of Southern Comfort make me gag...mind you I haven't eaten stuffed peppers since either

 

 

 

Rallyboy posted this 16 January 2017

I had a particularly milky hot chocolate in Wetherspoons once.

It was neither hot nor chocolatey.

Sadoldgit posted this 16 January 2017

Schapps is like rocket fuel but the worst most sickly drink I have had is a Rusty Naill (Drambuie and whisky)

PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017

 

Flatliners is that 1 shot of Sambuca and 1 shot of vodka or half a shot each?

Southern Comfort and Drambuie I like both, but maybe due to an excessssive acidic stomach they by there nature of being sweet are easier to drink.

Each to there own gentlemen.

Dubai_Phil posted this 16 January 2017

Half a shot of each then necked down.

Some still hate the Mouth Wash flavour of the Bull Frog. Most just drink it by the gallon

JxgrSaint posted this 16 January 2017

Black sambucca and red bull do not mix...

Rallyboy posted this 16 January 2017

Rickie Lambert piss.

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PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by JxgrSaint

Black sambucca and red bull do not mix...

 That does sound particularly revolting

lifeintheslowlane posted this 16 January 2017 - Last edited 16 January 2017

Anything that calls itself Brandy. If it's not got Cognac on the bottle don't even think about it. In my formative years I bought a bottle of Spanish brandy from holiday called Fundador...fuckin fire-water. If you feel like coughing as you drink it DON'T it will tear your throat out.

Sadly it's still available today.

Fatso posted this 16 January 2017

Ovaltine sucks ballbags

PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by Fatso

Ovaltine sucks ballbags

 Do they still make that? have not had it since probably the middle to late 70's

PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Anything that calls itself Brandy. If it's not got Cognac on the bottle don't even think about it. In my formative years I bought a bottle of Spanish brandy from holiday called Fundador...fuckin fire-water. If you feel like coughing as you drink it DON'T it will tear your throat out.

Sadly it's still available today.

 You can even get that in the Philippines what is even worse is  Fundador light 25% ABV absolute shite. The local basketball team drink it for some unknown reason. Along with Ginebra which is a sort of San Miguel made gin also disgusting.

Fatso posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by Fatso

Ovaltine sucks ballbags

 Do they still make that? have not had it since probably the middle to late 70's

 Yes, they still make it. I had some the other day at my dads house. I've grown very partial to a drop of Horlicks but he didnt have any, so I had his Ovaltine. It's shit.

BTripz posted this 16 January 2017 - Last edited 16 January 2017

Monkey's Brain - Can't really call it a drink because the Archers, when poured on the Baileys, causes the Baileys to congeal. Can't get that down no matter what!!

lifeintheslowlane posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Anything that calls itself Brandy. If it's not got Cognac on the bottle don't even think about it. In my formative years I bought a bottle of Spanish brandy from holiday called Fundador...fuckin fire-water. If you feel like coughing as you drink it DON'T it will tear your throat out.

Sadly it's still available today.

 You can even get that in the Philippines what is even worse is  Fundador light 25% ABV absolute shite. The local basketball team drink it for some unknown reason. Along with Ginebra which is a sort of San Miguel made gin also disgusting.

 Probably an initiation ceremony. lou_facepalm2

PhilippineSaint posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by BTripz

Monkey's Brain - Can't really call it a drink because the Archers, when poured on the Baileys, causes the Baileys to congeal. Can't get that down no matter what!!

 You have actually tried to down one of those?

BTripz posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by BTripz

Monkey's Brain - Can't really call it a drink because the Archers, when poured on the Baileys, causes the Baileys to congeal. Can't get that down no matter what!!

 You have actually tried to down one of those?

 Got brought one for my 30th birthday, have never forgotten it...

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Cobham Saint posted this 16 January 2017

Originally posted by Rallyboy

I had a particularly milky hot chocolate in Wetherspoons once.

It was neither hot nor chocolatey.

 So basically, what you are saying is that you had a glass of milk in Wetherspoons - did it come with a plate of cookies?

lou_lol

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Goatboy posted this 16 January 2017

Red bull is the devil's semen.

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