Worst drinks you have drunk

Half a shot of each then necked down.

Some still hate the Mouth Wash flavour of the Bull Frog. Most just drink it by the gallon

Black sambucca and red bull do not mix…

Rickie Lambert piss.

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That does sound particularly revolting

Anything that calls itself Brandy. If it’s not got Cognac on the bottle don’t even think about it. In my formative years I bought a bottle of Spanish brandy from holiday called Fundador…fuckin fire-water. If you feel like coughing as you drink it DON’T it will tear your throat out.

Sadly it’s still available today.

Ovaltine sucks ballbags

Originally posted by @Fatso

Ovaltine sucks ballbags

Do they still make that? have not had it since probably the middle to late 70’s

You can even get that in the Philippines what is even worse is Fundador light 25% ABV absolute shite. The local basketball team drink it for some unknown reason. Along with Ginebra which is a sort of San Miguel made gin also disgusting.

Yes, they still make it. I had some the other day at my dads house. I’ve grown very partial to a drop of Horlicks but he didnt have any, so I had his Ovaltine. It’s shit.

Monkey’s Brain - Can’t really call it a drink because the Archers, when poured on the Baileys, causes the Baileys to congeal. Can’t get that down no matter what!!

Probably an initiation ceremony. :lou_facepalm_2:

You have actually tried to down one of those?

Got brought one for my 30th birthday, have never forgotten it…

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So basically, what you are saying is that you had a glass of milk in Wetherspoons - did it come with a plate of cookies?

:lou_lol:

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Red bull is the devil’s semen.

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Rock and roll. Rock and fucking roll.

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Southern Comfort and peppermint.

18th birthday was spent on a pub crawl in Gosport dodging the matelots and my sister.

Went out wearing nice new jacket and ended the night being placed in a bin in the park very drunk*.

Was sick on jacket so “mates” eventually tipped me over and forced me to walk around like a tortoise with the bin for my shell.

Finally puked everywhere and “mates” helped me out of the bin and got home to find a KFC tub of BBQ beans had been poured into my inside pocket.

The words Southern Comfort, alone, bring back this experience so vividly that to even consider adding peppermint to the mix makes me almost gag.

*Cue predictions for how little I’d drunk.

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southern comfort is disgusting. I don’t like jack Daniels either.

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End of a Beer Festival in Dubai a few years back, still had a voucher left, really didn’t need anymore to drink (as a video out there somewhere of me dancing will attest!!) but decided we’d share one last beer, but be a bit experimental.

I can’t remember if it was Banana, Chocolate or Strawberry Beer, but whatever it was one sip and I nearly threw up the rest of the evenings beer!! Leave beer as it should be - keep fruit and sweets well away!!

The smell of Gin makes me gag after trying to play catch up with mates just back from a London away game. Stonecold sober glug of Gin from the bottle … I really thought they were playing a trick on me and poured some cheap perfume into the bottle. Also the smell of Carlsberg Special Brew makes me want to heave after a teenage session led to me being sick for two fdays and all I cold taste / smell was the sickly Special Brew. YUK.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

*Queue predictions for how little I’d drunk.

“Cue”. (Unless you are expecting us all to wait in line to have a go.)

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