Worst drinks you have drunk

southern comfort is disgusting. I don’t like jack Daniels either.

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End of a Beer Festival in Dubai a few years back, still had a voucher left, really didn’t need anymore to drink (as a video out there somewhere of me dancing will attest!!) but decided we’d share one last beer, but be a bit experimental.

I can’t remember if it was Banana, Chocolate or Strawberry Beer, but whatever it was one sip and I nearly threw up the rest of the evenings beer!! Leave beer as it should be - keep fruit and sweets well away!!

The smell of Gin makes me gag after trying to play catch up with mates just back from a London away game. Stonecold sober glug of Gin from the bottle … I really thought they were playing a trick on me and poured some cheap perfume into the bottle. Also the smell of Carlsberg Special Brew makes me want to heave after a teenage session led to me being sick for two fdays and all I cold taste / smell was the sickly Special Brew. YUK.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

*Queue predictions for how little I’d drunk.

“Cue”. (Unless you are expecting us all to wait in line to have a go.)

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Southern Comfort. Not comforting.

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Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking

Originally posted by @saintbletch

*Queue predictions for how little I’d drunk.

“Cue”. (Unless you are expecting us all to wait in line to have a go.)

Thanks for that, K.

I see you still can’t fucking quote though.

Chartreuse

this box of wine that I am staring at right now

hors piste beer - and it really does taste of it

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Coca Cola - cannot stand the stuff.

Was that your famous Dad Dance night?

May have to tweet that tomorrow then

Advocaat and anything made with it. Yuck. Also, many years ago some colleagues of mine used to drink what they called “gorilla snot” - it was a mix of Bailey’s (disgusting in itself) and Bacardi (pretty vile also). Like the monkey brain thing BTripz mentioned, the rum made the Bailey’s congeal into lumps. Why the fuck would anyone drink that?

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Red bull is the devil’s semen.

My annoying scousehamptons son once told me that the ONLY good thing about Taurine (a key component of devils semen is that it breaks down Lactic Acid - the cause of muscle stiffness for us unfit fuck

  1. I can vouch for that

  2. It’s the ONLY LEGAL way I can do my Golf shit

So I take your semen and add to the worst list. …

Neat Jaeger meister or worse - Underberg

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Kronenburg 1664 as it brings me out in a rash. And gives Cobham a hangover

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The list so far of shit drinks

Badger beer from the 80’s Possibly till now

OB Lager Korean

Lambanog Philippines

Kronenburg 1664

Budweiser American

Jaeger Meister

Underburg

Southern comfort

Jack Daniels

Advocaat

Coca Cola I will add Pepsi here.

Flatliners

Monkeys brain

Gin

Absinthe

Arak

Carlseburg Special brew

Gorilla snot?

Red Bull

Fundador any type

Ginabra by San miguel

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Proper scrumpy type cider. It’s vomit in a glass. Has to be the worst thing to drink.

Then I can concur with some previous suggestions.

Tequila (my sister and I had a pretty bad night out on that)

Jack Daniels

Bicardi (it’s nail varnish remover surely?) There is an interesting book called Bicardi: the hidden war.

Energy drinks

Jagermeister

Really strongly icky sweet stewed Chai.

Hot coffee (both shit granules but also nice proper coffee) but I can cope with iced coffee and ice-cream. So a bit weird but the hot coffee makes me feel very sick.

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People don’t like Bacardi? Seriously?

Mai Tai’s

Mojitos

Blimey.

Now that other White Spirit - Gin - I could understand that…

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Cheers Phil.

The hangover is after drinking Bletch levels of the stuff, i.e. not very much.

'tis the devil’s brew.

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Due to excessive drinking of the following spirits when at Uni I can no longer smell let alone drink them without gaging

Southern Comfort - Bar Promotion, some silly price, I had about a bottle of the stuff in 30mins, was fine for 30mins then spent the rest of the night puking my guts up

Tequilla - FInished 2nd year exams, decided to do tequillas slammers with friends, 4 of us had 3 bottles in about 30mins (again!). I puked in a bin somewhere. Never again

Mescal - bought a bottle for a house party, drank it in short order and had the worm, cue lots of weird trippy things and the inevitable puking.

I’m not havin that!! Bailey’s is gorgeous stuff. Better with ice or even poured over Cocolate or a good vanilla ice cream as a dessert.

I do agree that mixing it with something to make it curdle is the devil’s work though!!

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That’s the one. For some unknown reason I can’t find the copy I saved … will put up with the indignity to see it again just as a warning as to what booze can do to you :blush:

I love rum, especially in a good mojito. However, it has got to be proper rum and I don’t include the nail varnish that is Bicardi in that.

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