Worst Football kits this season

11 Ugliest Football Kits For The 2015-16 Season

Apparently our away strip is the 7th worst kit this season.

The stars of the South Coast, the young Princes of the Premier League, the… Wait, where have they gone? Okay, who’s hidden the Saints team?

Good luck finding Ronald Koeman’s squad on the pitch this season. The lads from St. Mary’s will be travelling to grounds across the UK to play in green, the same colour as grass, and as football is played on grass that makes them kind of invisible.

You clever Dutchman, you. Give that man 1,000 cunning points.

The Saints away shirt also features an “impactful navy sash” which makes the players look like they’re on a stag-do or waiting to be introduced at an Ambassador’s reception.

But all is not lost, Chelsea and Co. will still be able to spot the Saints players dripping in green thanks to their ever-colourful footwear although Monday Night Football will look like a scene from The Invisible Man – and everybody knows what he liked to do in the changing room.

The club shop has already reported first weekend sales… Of their home kit.


Only 7th? Gutted. Thought we were up for 1st spot.

Basic fashion rule - never combine green with blue. Only the bravest can pull it off.

Huzzah for our brave lads!

I have a blue tshirt and green jacket on as we speak :frowning:

I also quite like the Green & Blue kit. There I said it.

The kids seem to like it given what i saw around the ground on Thursday and Sunday

I really like it.

I’ve come to realise that there are no rules in fashion; working in London taught me that.

Anything goes. You just have to convey that you don’t give a shit, then you’re either being fashionable or ironic.

But that doesn’t stop my teenage daughter from not wanting to be seen dead with her father and the odd things he wears.

[Today Bletch is wearing navy-blue shorts and a pastel-green striped shirt]

Personally I think that’s very…umm…Hipster :smile:

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That’s not the word my daughter shouts at me, 'slowlane.

But I’ll take it !

Took the words right out of my mouth!

Fashion is what other people do…

I thought that was our 2nd strip? What is are 2nd then!?

No boys. No. I think this kind of rebellion against known harmonious colour combos is fine if you know what you’re doing, but The Saints haven’t nailed it, and I’m worried about your own state…

An example of a good green and blue colour combo :

It looks more green and green in person.

Meh, either way I like it. We should keep it so that either our home or away kit always features a sash.

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Oops, my bad, edited original thread, sorry for the cconfusion

If that’s a good example I’d hate to see a bad one…the colour matching may be good but the whole ensemble is redonkulous!!

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