Apparently our away strip is the 7th worst kit this season.
The stars of the South Coast, the young Princes of the Premier League, the… Wait, where have they gone? Okay, who’s hidden the Saints team?
Good luck finding Ronald Koeman’s squad on the pitch this season. The lads from St. Mary’s will be travelling to grounds across the UK to play in green, the same colour as grass, and as football is played on grass that makes them kind of invisible.
You clever Dutchman, you. Give that man 1,000 cunning points.
The Saints away shirt also features an “impactful navy sash” which makes the players look like they’re on a stag-do or waiting to be introduced at an Ambassador’s reception.
But all is not lost, Chelsea and Co. will still be able to spot the Saints players dripping in green thanks to their ever-colourful footwear although Monday Night Football will look like a scene from The Invisible Man – and everybody knows what he liked to do in the changing room.
The club shop has already reported first weekend sales… Of their home kit.
No boys. No. I think this kind of rebellion against known harmonious colour combos is fine if you know what you’re doing, but The Saints haven’t nailed it, and I’m worried about your own state…