Would you like your wife/girlfriend/sister/mum /KRG to put glitter in their/each other's vaginas?

I have a friend who’d like to vote in this poll but feels he can’t as there is no “I would like a wife/girlfriend in the first place” option.

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Can the sotonians band be called The Blinging Shits?

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PASSION DUST

Chutters new name?

:lou_wink_2:

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Or Spangely Vag?

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Edited … sorry, can’t beat Spangly Vag

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No, of course I’ve not been up to anything - I got that glitter on my face when writing a greetings card…

:astonished:

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Wtf.

I am thinking this isn’t a very good idea.

I am getting bored of all the glitter, fairy, unicorn and mermaid rubbish that woman and girls appear to like and if this is part of it then it’s a no no no from me.

Wonder what sticky was looking up on the internet…

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Should I eat more veg?

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Sometimes… …

This place reminds me why I got the he’ll outta Dodge City

I don’t think this is a good idea, medically.

I was listening to something on the radio concerning glitter, which said that it was just as bad for aquatic wildlife as the tiny bits of plastic that are filling the oceans.

If that’s the case, shoving a lot of it into any body cavity probably isn’t recommended.

I expect you’re regretting that whole glitter dirt box trick now, @stickywhitedovepiss .

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Um, what?

down voted for incorrectly suggesting I have a vagina.

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Gives the word ‘glamourpuss’ a whole new dimension…

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Think maybe he was implying you’re a (insert c-bomb here) …?

:lou_sunglasses:

I’m not sure I’d welcome glitter under the foreskin.

Gilding the Lily or something

Gives a whole new meaning to that old cockney rhyming slang phrase: Gary Glitter:

“That old Ruby Murray is making me proper Tom Dick, Just popping up the apples and pears to the Gary…”

Space dust is what you need been around for donkeys years

Glitter with those little sharp edges and you want to put your cock in an exploded packet of it

are you lot mental?

The voice of reason!

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