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Saints hat and socks.
Garmin Forerunner.
Adidas Superstars.
Suede jacket.
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I got a light gun, which I haven’t quite got working yet. I think the clean man cave is a bit too small for it.
I also got a tablet holder, now installed in the dirty man cave.
A table tennis set. My Rudolph onesie. Wookie pyjamas. I am happy.
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Just the one so far but it’s a good un !!
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My main present is a day at the Calshot velodrome. I’ve never ridden on a track before, so really happy with that. Total surprise too.
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Oooo, what a fuckin’ smoothie
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Originally posted by @Fatso
LOL … and the catholic church would never dream of cashing in on the baby jesus !!
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Round 2:
Chenaski Shirt
Keg of Hobgoblin
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me and the Mrs agreed that we’d buy our own gifts. Before Christmas day, I got a couple of books and said “look, these are what you got me”. She said my gift to her would be her new hair do. All solved, no hassles, everyone gets what they want. Except this morning as we pack stuff up to go to my sisters, I notice an extra bag of presents. It seems she has reneged on our agreement and bought me some stuff. She says she doesn’t mind that she’ll have nothing to open but I suspect that’s a lie. I think she thought our agreement was just a little jokey thing. And now the rest of my family will think I’m an even bigger cunt than they currently do. I should have known not to take a woman to her word.
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I got…
Incontinence pants
Walker
Leather Bus Pass Wallet
Subscription to over '50s Funeral Plan
Bottle of Wincarnis Tonic Wine
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That’s appalling. How could they forget the Mackesons?
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Floral?
#askingforafriend
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Round 2:
Chenaski Shirt
Keg of Hobgoblin
Floral?
#askingforafriend
very 70’s. no flowers.
Not even opened the main presents yet. After dinner for us. I think. I’ve had a few glasses of champagne so all good.
Losers, the lot of you…
What I find impressive about this is that Johnny* is a fatalist, so going against his beliefs to wish me good luck really shows the extent of social integration in our country.
The son’s girlfriend works in publishing with Johnny’s* daughter. Badda Bing.
*Bletch will henceforth refer to Johnny Marr as Johnny
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Couple of suits, couple of scarves, nice tie and some champagne 
Table tennis set. Just had a 21-19 thriller against Juvenile Unit #2 which she narrowly won.
However, I’d like a stewards enquiry on one of my plays. The ball scuffed the top of the net, but was in all other senses legal. She claimed to have won that one because it touched the net. Git.
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Very nice of Hillingdon Council to leave me a present
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