Yay! It's Day 24 in the Sotonians Transfer Saga House

It’s been a long while since I’ve been called a young entrant … :lou_is_a_flirt:

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:lou_lol: I am sure it’s a euphemism as well.

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Only a week left Lesley!

A good striker for deffo pls

A better CB partner for Hodor would be v.welcome too.

If you’ve got time, another option for AM or Wing pls. Someone who can shoot tho!

If you get bored, sign a goalkeeper

I’ve got a good list of bros you can cut loose too if you like, but we may as well save that till the summer Just In Case We Need Them.

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Grow up

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Before bazza says it: too little too late. If he was any good he wouldn’t be signing for shit like saints. Meanwhile Kat has spent 65 million on cream puffs and fat les is still diddling his wanger over Nathan Redmond.

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Weird. It would appear the club had a plan. Promes next would make it hard to deny for most.

On bright side could be the end of Les Reed if it goes through. The chinese will be fucking FURIOUS when they find out! Worst asset strip ever.

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The twats on Fiverweb have already started slagging off Carrillo without seeing him kick a ball. That’s the spirit!

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I know right! I like to lurk on there a fair bit in times of high drama and transfer windows, but I think I’m gonna have to take a break. We used to at least judge these random foreigners on Youtube videos and newspaper articles, but they’ve got one guy on there who without any sense of irony or doubt has decided Carrillo is definitely “shit” on the sole basis of his fkn wikipedia page.

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House - This is Big Bad Bob Brother - will all house guests please convene in the lounge… Fatso, preferably with your trousers on

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I have it on good authority that Fatso switched trousers for flowery mumus some years ago.

Its a huge gamble but fuck it, we need to stay in the league, he eeds game time and if he does well we’ll make a profit I suppose, I can’t judge the player as I now nothing about him, this puts me in the same bracket as Les and Big Kat.

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No dramas allegro whooper bell.

What, you’ve sold 80% of your wife to a Chinese takeaway and you’re standing by just watching them strip her assets?

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Trying to think of song lyrics for our potential new signing but nothing much ryhmes with Guido, except speedo and paedo :lou_sad:

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Just one Carrillo… that’s as far as I got, I really want a cornetto now.

Just one Carrillo

Six two in height

He’s Argentinian

Expect he’s shite

He’s slow with no control

But he’s our Guido

In red and white

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That’s even worse than when we sung “Graziano” to the tune of “Fucking Useless”.