Agony Uncle / Aunt Column

Lou, here is something for your friend whilst she waits for that phone call

Boys, serious question:

Friends with benefits.

a) convenient set up

b) gonna end badly

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the problem with friends on benefits, is that when itā€™s their turn to get a round in, they always disappear to the toilet, or have to go outside to take a phone call. Iā€™d bin them off lou, srsly. Stick with ur mates from Queenā€™s Garden Party.

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b) definitely b)

One of you will get emotionally attached,itā€™s the law.

And make sure you go suited and booted, donā€™t want any of those STIs finding you!!

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Thanks for the advice, BBB. Iā€™ll pass that onto my friend.

Some poor bro is about to experience blueballs, and itā€™s all tripBā€™s fault

Hey, they can always sext each otherā€¦

It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0.

Bob, have you ever heard of the old idiom: ā€˜a dog in the mangerā€™?

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0.

I feel really bad now Lou Lou, however I feel it will be erudite to purchase shares in i.e. Ann Summers

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