That the bright green hoodie you were wearing at the pub on Saturday?
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Iām the third of four (though I could have been the second had my twin sister and I assumed different pre-birth positions).
My younger sister has a first class degree, my brother a 2:1 and I got a 2:2. My twin sister skipped further education but has plenty of other qualifications to her name. My sisters are definitely better organised and more driven than my brother and me.
Does that prove anything? Doubt it.
That article is probably the finest example of journalism ever written.
and if you disagree with that you are probably a younger sibling and do not have sufficient intelligence to recognise the fact.
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Where ignorance is blissā¦'tis folly to be wise.
I rest my case mālud. 
Not exactly, but there is strong circumstantial evidence to suggest you were the most fucked up at University.
It proves youāre a cunt
And re birth positions - your mum told me that you came out bum first - they thought at first it was your face. When they saw your face they wished it had been
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I prefer theā¦āYou were so ugly, when the doctor saw you he went over and slapped your Mumā
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