See! I told you.
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Don’t think this bro is gonna be good enough. I don’t like his Face, and his fingers look Fat. Get rid IMO.
He’s taking Yoshida’s place on the bench.
Trust me i’m ITK.
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His forehead is more wrinkly than my nutsack. I reckon his bro is at least 50yo.
Wait, where’s Yoshida going?
Liverpool interested
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I should imagine that if Toby doesn’t come back then Yoshida will have a bigger defensive role to play…
I think if Toby does the dirty on Ku man, we will get someone else Bob. Maybe that Juve guy.
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You just know that his song is going to be to the tune of Coca Cabana. The locals will probably insist it is rock music too.
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omg
Well done Tokes and Papsweb!,
This thread broke the newswell in advance, and continued with better humor and utility than I am accustomed to seeing elsewhere.
New ITK badge being minted for Tokes?
maybe there should also be a points bonus for accurate news breakers like Tokes.
Edit
Already on it…I’ve just up voted all his posts on this tread. I know he loves the points. 
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Well done to Tokyo for announcing the signing first. I would now like to get recognition for announcing that this bloke will be shit. Ive never even heard of the country he plays for. I suspect it’s a made up place.
Just back from Madrid 
Had to make sure those buggggers didn’t offer Fernando Torres in place of Toby. 
Cuco Martina is a very useful aquisition for the mighty Saints…scouted by many of the top teams 
Curacao is the name of a suburb of Amsterdam 
or was it Rotterdam
Trust in Uncle Ronald and brother Erwin…together with meeeee…we know what we are doing. 
You’ve obviously never played Sid Meier’s Pirates! It’s just off the north coast of South America.
I won’t believe until I’ve seen it for myself.
His head isn’t on straight . Do we get discount for this ? Also little finger ring looks odd but may be there to provide counterbalance to wonky head
Dont get too excited by this guy. Alpine has mugged him off as a “pub footballer” already. 
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Well, George Best was never out of the pub, but he was quite good!