Fancy dress inspiration required

Monkey Tennis
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For a minute I thought you were suggesting putting the brick wall at the top of his legs… Ahem.

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Pink tracksuit, blonde wig, false eyelashes, massive tits. Jordan.

I can almost guarantee that this is the one you’ll go for.

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Put this design on a t-shirt and you’re good to go, I reckon.

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Well now I have too many ideas! :lou_eyes_to_sky: *shakes fist*

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Chuck yourself in front of a bus or call Tyson Fury a homosexual and by the time you get to the party you should look like Syria.

Or fail an IQ test, buy yourself a pink Mercedes, get your tits out at every opportunity and go as Jordan.

(sorry missed the Jordan above!)

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I went as Mr T one year. Was epic.

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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

I went as Mr T one year. Was epic.

I hear Pap went as Mrs T one year and hasn´t been the same since.

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When is Sotonians going to have a fancy dress get together? I can imagine the effort you would all put in!

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Google Birmingham people in 1960, dress accordingly, and you are Australia.