📽 Films I have seen

Unusually for me, I have seen three movies in quite quick succession: The Revenant, Dad’s Army and Foxcatcher. The first one I saw by choice; the second and third I was sort of coerced into seeing. Anyway, FWIW, this is what I thought about them:

The Revenant: I see that this has got mixed reviews on here; the review that comes nearest to mine - indeed, almost identical to mine - is that of Bucks above … although I did think that the story line was a little contrived in places; for instance, how was it that the fort spared so many men to search for LdC’s son yet (conveniently) only 2 men to track down the bad guy? Also, there was a point where I found myself questioning why the bad guy didn’t just kill LdC when he had the chance. But, you get this sort of thing in most films, and it didn’t detract from what I thought was an excellent movie, and one that gripped me throughout.

Dad’s Army. I didn’t want to see this movie because I suspected that it would fall into the category of There Are Some Things That Need To Be Left Alone And Not Repeated. Having now seen it, I still feel that way; but I’m happy to concede that the casting department did a good job with some of the characters, and that the film had one or two mildly amusing moments, and that Catherine Zeta Jones is still nice to look at.

The Foxcatcher. This film is based on a true story apparently. It’s quite slow paced and probably wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea - for instance, I overheard the fella in front of me describe it as ‘tedious’ - but I found it to be an enthralling human and psychological drama and an interesting study of what can happen when individuals come under the control of wealthy patrons. It also contains some good acting performances, imo.

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Deadpool.

Hilarious from start to finish, great action, incredibly meta fourth wall breaking/references. Just go and see it, please.

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Deadpool’s the Valentine’s Day plan for my girlfriend and I (tickets booked and everything). And she’s more excited about it than I am.

I’m really quite keen on her.

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Pls don’t watch Deadpool, it only encourages them. It might be quite good film, I wouldn’t know, but if you watch Deadpool now, you’ll be watching Deadpool movies for the rest of your life, I guarantee it. You’ll be watching Deadpool 12 part 6: Stil Swimmin’ Still Dead, in 20 years time, starring RoboReynolds Unit #3.701a, and you’ll be bored out of your fucking skull. You’ll lean over to your bird, squeeze her arm, and say, “Remember when there were movies that weren’t capeshit?” and she’ll say, “No.”

I’m starting a movement. Join us! We’re called Justice League Squad Of Ppl Who Are Fed Up Back Teeth With Fucking Capeshit. It’s not a great acronym, but it’s all we’ve got so far. We’re a small gang of underdogs standing up against the overwhelming tyrany of capeshit. In many ways, we’re like superheroes.

One day they’ll make a movie about us, and it will be utter capeshit.

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When JLS were on the X-Factor, I insisted to my family that their name stood for “Justice League of Southampton”, despite them not coming from Southampton, and despite them stating quite explicitly that it stood for “Jack the Lad Swing”.

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Recently saw Dads Army and would agree with HS in that they have done a good job in casting and that there are a few chuckles in it, although I thought it would be funnier than it is. What you have is a warm homage to what was a classic TV sitcom and it is non the worse for that (get me, sounding all Barry Norman). A nice bit of nostalgia but not a must see.

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Didn’t Ryan Reynolds have a green ring? Is that why he died and came back all immortal??

What are they going to do when they have a Deadpool/Green Lantern crossover cape shite?

“The Big Short”… Watched it yesterday evening. Fantasic film, and the more horrific that it’s actually what certain US banks are doing.

Shudder in horror at the whole concept of synthetic CDO’s

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I don’t understand CDO’s either, but trust me its a really gripping movie

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So, I’m most likely going to get some shit for this, probably from pap…

But, yeah, I really do quite fancy seeing Deadpool.

I’m off to see this in the evening. I am encouraging the capeshit.

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and despite them stating quite explicitly that it stood for “Jack the Lad Swing”.

This is news to me. I didn’t think I could hate them more. I was wrong.

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Fuck capeshit.

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Although that Jess Jones was alright.

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I love the comic book movies.

If you don’t I can only assume that you’ve a chromosone missing.

From the way these bastards go on Flahute, you’d think it was only acceptable to watch worthy French dramas while chomping Camembert and smoking Gitannes. That, or Mark Kermode.

Anyway, I went to see Deadpool this evening with the missus and Juvenile Unit #2. I was entertained first to last; great dialogue and some lovely OTT action scenes. Loved the scenes with the taxi driver, and as Super Michael has remarked, the fourth wall stuff is fantastic too, especially a certain quip about the number of available X-Men.

Definitely one of the better Fox Marvel films, if not the best.

Mark Kermode is an idiot

And his weird obsession with The Exorcist movie and any musical biography

Downloaded it to watch soon, thanks. Tonight I watched Margin Call. It is a 2011 film but again based on the US bank collapse, it follows a 24 hour period as the shit hits the fan. Strong cast including Jeremy Irons, Kevin Spacey, Paul Bettany, Demi Moore. Interesting story if you like to know more about how quickly things unwound, but probably not more than a 7/10 otherwise.

I’ll watch, thanks Bucks.