thatâs pretty fucking good for deluxe paint Pap, donât be so harsh.
Why is he not shouting abuse at black trainees?
I donât know whether the Johnny Foreigner defender is doing a slide tackle or has just been decked by Peter.
Decked. Itâs also not very politically correct that Beardsley has culturally appropriated dreadlocks.
Also whoever drew that football has obviously never seen one in real life.
Itâs like a Van Gogh oil painting. I canât stop looking at it.
Well itâs not very appropriate to refer to pixelated footballers as Johnny Foreigner, but seeing as this is International Football, I am technically correct.
Some actual games Iâve been playing which I have been enjoying, both on PS4.
Tetris Effect
Itâs Tetris, but designed by Tetsuya Mizuguchi, a superb Japanese game designer that has a niche in musical games. His previous work includes Rez, the Space Channel 5 series, Meteos and Lumines. That is quite a pedigree, non-gamers.
Here is a slightly infuriating video.
Far Cry 5
Open world shooter that has you taking down a dangerous religious cult in the Mid West of the US. The same usual Far Cry emergent gameplay as always. Pretty much the same game. I only really play the ones that have an interesting setting though. Played Far Cry 3 and Far Cry : Primal, but gave the fourth official instalment something of a wide berth.
This is what itâs all about.
This is an outrage, ââcrossââ button?!? Over my cold dead body Iâll call it that.
Itâll confuse the fuck out of people playing FIFA.
haha took me a few seconds to get that
All the face buttons are shapes. As a shape, that is a cross, not an âXâ.
I think Iâve called it both.
Ah yeah like that famous saying âcross marks the spotâ, get the flip out of here with that hogwash you microsoft shill, next youâll be saying commodores were better than spectrums.
I dunno
Sums up my general demeanour when trying to keep up with the little scroats online
Itâs a strange one when you think about the other buttons. What do you call this. O?
I bet when youâve watched someone playing thatâs really shit, youâve screamed at them âcircle you fucking idiot, push circleâ.
Other two buttons are less ambiguous, so from now on, the only two i will use
âBoxâ, âohâ, âcrossâ and âtrilateral wedgeâ are now the internationally recognised terms.
Fuck off i canât even pronounce them at the moment. Imagine trying to do that when youâre in a hurry
A B X and Y FFS
Filthy heathen