No you’re not.
That was the first adult question that entered my brain today upon recollecting them.
So you’re a fucking freak, basically 
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Normal is overrated.
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Sometimes “normal” is beautifully used.
Our rival Saints forums provide one of the best uses.
There’s nothing quite like seeing someone that has acted the unholy twat for, in some cases, decades, berating another poster for not being normal. Boris is a master. CB Fry is your thinking man’s version.
Wibble.
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Sorry Bear, I can confirm that it does not work.
But I don’t plan to stop the research project - just in case.
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For some reason I had always thought that Jaffa was a derogatory term for a black or Arabic person and I was prepared to be outraged about this thread on the basis that Pap was making a joke about the size of black people’s penises and their apparently superior fertility. A quick search on urban dictionary has indicated that Paps choice of words are wholly correct and I have been educated. Credit where it is due via upvote to follow…
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Jaffa = seedless
No?
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Well it sort of makes sense but you call them pips in an orange don’t you? I always thought Jaffa with respect to oranges was a brand name like fyffes with respect to bananas. Next you’re going to tell me that normal bananas have seeds.
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There’s a really witty reply to that @stickywhitedovepiss but for the life of me I don’t have it. It’s on the tip of my tongue. I’ll go to sleep tonight dreaming of bananas full of seed…
It’s from a Only Fools and horses episode, so not sure it is meant to be factually correct.
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I’ll put you out of your misery.
Q. What’s long, hard and full of* seamen?
A. A banana.
*Might be “inserted in” instead of"full of".
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That’s the one. Cheers Fatso. That’s been bugging me .
I’m sure I’ve shared this before, but there is a Jaffa connection.
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Time for Totalitarianism and a Christian Reconstructionism? Anyone? No? Ok.
What I like about Sotonians is that you can accidentally learn something new every day.
I had NO idea the Internet had Porn on it.
Blimey.