Jeremy Kyle splits from wife

I really am a boring muthafucka when it comes to life’s practicalities.

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

Originally posted by @JBoy

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

Originally posted by @pap

My baby bro refers to The Jeremy Kyle Show as “educational”. He’s right in a sense.

Well, it certainly shows what will happen to you if you don’t work hard enough at school.

Of course if Darling Daddy already has a nice flat waiting for when you turn 18 there’s not much incentive to work hard at school is there?

  1. She’ll go to Uni.

Maybe she’ll get involved in a sick initiation ceremony with a farmyard animal?

Swearing at you is a prerequisite for going on the Jeremey Kyle show? No wonder there’s an seemingly endless queue people waiting to go on.

I wouldn’t restrict that description just to life’s practicalities.