'Name our horse' invite West Yorkshire Police

[CB-Saint]

Strepsil

[Jack-Schitt]

Whatever they end up going with, it’s going to be a blinkered choice.

[ant]

Sergeant Peanut Butter.

[Sfcsim]

Black beauty! Der der, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, der, der!

[captaintim]

Lasagne

[Sussexsaint]

Theresa Neigh

[Bucks]

Expensive shit producer

[Bathsaint]

Horse-Pig McFilthface?

[Numptyboi]

King Ali Shitknuckle.

[Numptyboi]

Dr Oetker’s Sugaranus