Fucking brilliant piss-take from YNFA.
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As the high and late tackles went flying in and Clattenberg ignored them, I couldn’t help but wonder how some of our players would have got on there - our appalling run of red cards was for offences far less serious than the collection on show last night.
Clattenberg is the king of inconsistency, the first rule of ref club is that if you don’t ref the game, players will.
Let a tackle go and the players will sort it out - and they did.
I saw at least three red cards - Spurs in particular must have a few charges coming their way for individual incidents, failing to control the players, and the manager entering the field of play to join a brawl.
It was great meltdown viewing!
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Dear Pap.
Nicked
PMSL
Brilliant stuff. Well deserved. As said, you can’t fluke a season.
Anyone else look at them with a tinge of sadness thinking ’ it could have been us’? With Rickie getting Player of the season and the film made about him ?
Watching Gary Lineker after the game was interesting. He clearly still couldnt believe it and said he wouldnt have put a quid on at a million to one because it would have been a waste of a quid. As with our promotions and all teams that finish top of their repective divisions, there is winning a mindset that the teams get into that is hard to crack. Leicester started off well despite a shaky defence and found that mindset. Player for player their squad isnt that much better than ours, but mentally we havent been able to make that next step. Clubs spend fortunes trying to find that chemistry so fair play to Leicester for managing it on a budget. It just shows that it can be done. Not very often, but it is possible.
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looks like the biggest bet left at 5000-1 was £20.
And to think I was chuffed as fuck the day we got promoted and I won £300 on the scorecast.
Think I mentioned this before, but a guy had £20 on at 5000-1 and cashed it in for £29k a few weeks back. 
Tbf, that’s still not an awful result.
Remember when there was talk we were going to appoint Ranieri and Saints fans (myself included) were terrified? Or when he got the Leicester job and everyone (myself included again, ffs) thought they were doomed to relegation?
Dilly-ding-dilly-dong, fair play Claudio you’ve made utter mugs out of the lot of us. What a hero.
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No its not, but I wonder how he is feeling today (apart from the hangover).
Originally posted by @pap
Fucking brilliant piss-take from YNFA
That does not quite add up, but still funny. Kasper Schmeichel is 29. This means he was born in 1986 and Liverpool won the league in 1990… I’ll get my coat!
Cash out only puts extra pressure on the punter and plays into the hands of the bookies. The punter needs the money more and will cash out. They never offer a very good cash out either wankers!
This is a fun way to live your life 
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Originally posted by @KRG
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
Originally posted by @pap
Fucking brilliant piss-take from YNFA
That does not quite add up, but still funny. Kasper Schmeichel is 29. This means he was born in 1986 and Liverpool won the league in 1990… I’ll get my coat!
This is a fun way to live your life
Now find a picture of Riyad Mahrez’s dad and it will work. 
Sometimes work is slower than I hope!
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I managed to catch the last 15 minutes on Sky player (over 4g) on the ferry back from France. I thought that Spurs were lucky to finish the game with 11 men on the pitch TBH.
Missed the Pochetino foray on to the pitch though.
Ok, that’s enough. They have had their time in the sun, I am bored (and slightly jealous) of Leicester. Time to move on
Originally posted by @BTripz
Missed the Pochetino foray on to the pitch though.
I missed some of the game, but the bit I saw of MP getting on the pitch very much looked like him trying to break things up. Maybe ill-advised, but unless the reference is to another occassion I think some of the flak getting thrown his way is unfair.
Still, not exactly gutted for him on losing out on the title. Sorry sweetheart
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It’s a good job Spurs have tied Poch to a long contract.
They’ll get more money for him when he fucks off to a bigger outfit in the summer.
Sensible transfer dealings there 
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Look, most of this season is already in the can for the Hollywood mega movie.
So order the popcorn now, because we all know how Hollywood love a sequel.
Leicester vs Atletico in the UCL Final next May anyone?
Drive on TalkSHITE could be entertaining tonight. Looks like the master troll has cast his line in preparation:
Disgraceful Tottenham looked like a bunch of drunks at Stamford Bridge - they got exactly what they deserved
- **Tottenham news: Click here for all the latest from White Hart Lane **
- Tottenham let a two goal lead slip to draw with Chelsea at Stamford Bridge
- Spurs became the first team in the history of the Premier League to receive nine yellow cards in one game
- The result ended their title hopes and ultimately they’ve failed this season
- Mauricio Pochettino’s men will kick themselves for finishing below Foxes
- **Read: How Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham descended into chaos **
Spurs looked like a bunch of drunks at Stamford Bridge. It looked like they turned up after a day out on the Bank Holiday lash, launching into Sunday pub football style fouls and butchery disgracing he name of Tottenham Hotspur.
Yes Spurs have done well this season, but that Spurs side at Chelsea was so unprofessional they reminded me of Gazza in the 1991 FA Cup final, who was stretchered off before he was sent off.
Eden Hazard’s brilliant finish was a poke in the eye for Spurs, who responded with the filthiest 10 minutes of the season so far.
Moussa Dembele reaches to poke Diego Costa in the eye as both teams clashed prior to half-time
TOTTENHAM BOOKINGS
Kyle Walker
Danny Rose
Jan Vertonghen
Eric Dier
Moussa Dembele
Ryan Mason
Christian Eriksen
Erik Lamela
Harry Kane
Tottenham, famous for so long for delivering wonderful football, turned into a team of thugs – they kept up with the Vinnie Joneses.
Thank God Dele Alli wasn’t playing because the young tearaway would have got himself properly involved in the mix. Who knows what kind of ban he would have ended up with if he’d been let loose on that brawl.
And Michel Vorm got involved after the final whistle, just in case anyone had forgotten he was at Spurs. He’s the reserve keeper in case you’re wondering.
And make no mistake, Spurs have failed this season. Yes better than they have been in the past. Yes they may still finish above Arsenal – not guaranteed yet of course. And yes there is reason to be positive about the future. Small consolation. This could be Spurs’ best chance gone, and they should be focused on making sure that doesn’t happen.
Here’s the harsh reality for Spurs: they finished below Leicester. Imagine what Spurs fans would say if you’d suggested that at the start of the season.
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Kyle Walker fouls Chelsea’s Pedro, the Spurs full back looked to be a man on a mission at Stamford Bridge
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Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino (left) steps onto the pitch to separate Danny Rose and Willian
A manager who was a total and utter flop with the Greece national team arrived at Leicester and won the title in his first season at a club with no hope of ever winning it. That puts Pochettino’s ‘achievement’ this season into perspective.
It’s classic Spurs: they’ve cornered the market when it comes to dressing up heroic failure as success. They’ve taken it to the extreme this season, and topped it off by becoming an 11-man UFC team at Chelsea, although quite how they kept 11 men on the field is anyone’s guess.
After Hazard equalised, Spurs needed to attack. They physically attacked the Chelsea players, and forgot to attack the Chelsea goal – they got nowhere near it.
Nine bookings, there could easily have been 2 possibly 3 red cards, and the manager jumped onto the pitch to get into the mix.
Spurs were a disgrace. They got what they deserved in the title race. They looked like a pub team in the second half at Stamford Bridge.
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Harry Kane (left) and Ryan Mason are a picture of dejection after Hazard’s superb equalising goal
Was very entertaining having a little listen last night, Spurs fans crying about Chelsea and how sad it was they celebrated stopping them winning the league. Whilst, more often than not, celebrating finishing above Arsenal in the same breath without a hint of irony.
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