Originally posted by @Goatboy
We beat Inter Milan.
Their goal: VVD was fouled. Martina should have cleared it. Forster was slow to get down.
Icardi is a grizzling fucking cunt who can fuck off.
We huffed and puffed in the first half but didn’t make many clear cut chances. J-Rod curled one just over, Redmond sliced one wide.
Can we now put the Tadic on penalty duty to bed. Even the ones he’s scored have been shit penalties. It wasn’t a penalty anyway.
At this point the ref completely lost control. Top gamesmanship from the whinging mama’s boys. In general the ref was abysmal all evening but I’m getting used to that being the case.
Second half was a different story. Austin came on and we suddenly looked much more threatening.
VVD grabbed the game by the scruff of the neck and hauled us back into the game.
A lovely run, feint and shot from Hojbjerg led to a corner and Virgil slotted home after Romeu’s deft flick came back off the bar.
A frankly hilarious own goal gifts us the lead and job done.
Enjoyed our time wasting at the end. In a hurry now are we Giuseppe?
My ratings:
Forster 6: Struggled for their goal, some wayward kicking but redeemed himself towards the end of the game with a smart save from Icardi after a horror pass from Romeu.
Martina 4: He is shit. Yes he can run a bit and his crossing isn’t bad but positionally he is all over the place and last night he was not as progressive as usual. Hurry up See-Saws. This is where I would strengthen in January.
Yoshida 9: Excellent, fault free game from Yoshi. Best third choice center back we could hope for. Better than Fonte this season imho.
VVD 10: MOTM. Awesome. Best player on the pitch by a country mile. I’d fuck him.
McQueen 8: Didn’t put a foot wrong and gets better with every game. Ahead of Targett for me and pushing the excellent Bertrand. Happy days.
Romeu 8: That horror pass aside he had another solid night. His performances of late have been the backbone of a good run of results. Nice effort leading up to our opener and unlucky with a deflected shot in the first half.
Hojbjerg 7: Aggressive, good on the ball and a good passer. Would like to see him being a bit more dynamic and get forward quicker but he wins us a good deal of possession and I would start him whenever possible. More to come from him I reckon.
JWP 9: brilliant in the second half. Worked tirelessly and really gave us some momentum. Loving his new combative streak. Rightly booked but got their cunt booked too. Unlucky not to score. Top work.
Redmond 8: Also unlucky not to score after cutting in from the left after about 80 mins. and curling a right footer just wide. Works his socks off and is a constant threat. Once he finds his scoring boots he is going to be awesome.
Tadic 7: Not his best game and for fucks sake don’t ever let him near another penalty. Didn’t get him on the ball enough in the first half and when we did he was fouled by the cheating Italian bastards.
J-Rod 5: Not at the races still. As a friend of mine pointed out, he’s like the car that you should have traded in last year but you thought you’d be able to squeeze a few more miles out of. It’ll end up being scrapped for fuck all. Shame.
subs:
Austin 7: gave us a focal point and changed the momentum of the game without doing too much. Gets caught offside too often.
Davis 6: came on for Tadic to add a bit more energy for the last 15. Job done.
We beat Inter Milan.
Can’t disagree with a lot of that, will scan better later when I’m not running between meetings like a blue arsed fly.
However Hojbjerg’s passing in the second half was not the expected standard, Numerous times he left our players short or gave the ball back to an Inter player.
In fact the whole team were up to it, we were almost the authors of our own downfall.