I’ve grown to really like the Glasgow accent (to be distingished from a ned accent which is a bit like Glaswegian spoken entirely through the nose)
Awae an beai yer heid; literally ‘go and boil your head’; to be used when you’re talking to someone you are fed up with and wish to go away (similar to f*ck off).
Scunnered; completely fed up/shattered/p*ssed off; ‘ah canny be bothered wi goan tae the pub the night mate, ahm scunnered’
Bealin; literally ‘boiling’; means really bloody angry
Hod tha bus; literally ‘hold the bus’; means ‘wait a minute’
Hingin a mince; very ugly
Cooncil juice; literally ‘council juice’; means water
My favourite:
Awae an sh*te; used when someone says something that’s utter nonsense in an attempt to win a argument; ‘da said ah could huv tha last slice’ ‘awae an shite, he dudnae say anyhin aboot ut’
Someone creating a fuss, almost certainly not involving killing anyone.
have murder with, to
When someone knows they’re going to have a barney with someone else, and announces it up front. “I’m going to have murder with that bastard when I see him”