The Bowling Ball award for the poster whose wife has been fingered most often by other people causing said poster to seek vengeance through further posting.
Most prolonged flounce.
Bastard - another I cant win (my longest was only 4weeks)
Donāt feel bad. Thereās only one possible winner of this award. Sadly, he wonāt be here to collect his prize (a life-size model of Jeremy Corbynās middle finger).
The out of vogue award for Sartorial Elegance
The Merson award for services to the promotion of alcohol
This should be a group award, with commendations for specialist threads.
Bletch is ineligible, for obvious reasons, but he could have a special award for dropping the most c-bombs on the site while drunk
OK - so the yearly leaderboard has reset itself with no fanfare etc
The Soviet is failingā¦We should storm and occupy the VIP Champagne Room
But itās in Derby and they dont have a tower how will we go there?
Shāup. Itās all still there. There will be fanfare. Just need to get back to Southampton first.
What a depressing way to start the yearā¦just heard the āVIP Champagne Roomā has been rebranded as āThe Prosecco Loungeā
I have a bad feeling that the fixtures and fittings will appear on EBay very shortly.
Ahemā¦Pap?
8 hour days. In Stoke. Heās suffering enough.
Imagine having to spend 8 hours each day in Stoke. Poor sod!
Iām sure itās bad enough driving there knowing you have to spend 8 hours there, but it must be even worse driving home knowing you have to do it all over again tomorrow
I have to be careful what I say about Stokeā¦
Why? Do we have stoke spies here?
Iām doing transfer deadline day for SSN at Stoke on weds It the coldest place on earth, yes colder than Antartica. It has itās own microclimate that renders the local population as angry and slightly resentful that they have to live in Stoke.
I saw my first dead person at the N Staffs hospital , when I was vaguely thinking about doing something medical after A levels back in the day when an āopen dayā actually meant somethingā¦
Luckily for everyone I didnāt go down that roadā¦
So whereās my gong?
I think you just make up your own category this yearā¦
Like āThe person to load the most porn onto their laptop before going offshoreāā¦or something like that