Night’s King from GoT?
I just asked my Everton supporting mate if they were happy with Koemans service and he said they wanted a refund.
“Sold as seen mate did Les not write you a note Buyer beware no refunds?”
Ask him, on a scale from 1 to 10, how excited did they get in the countdown to BFS Day. 
He hasn’t got over the shock so is still in negative territory although he did post a video of BFS dancing in Marbella for some reason?
Probably celebrating his BF addition to his BFS bank balance.
On the positive side, our Live Game Studio coverage down here won’t be polluted by the image of BFS for at least 4 months
Never tire of these wankers
Swansea sack Paul Clement.
Eric Black is available for the Swans job.
Given that there is a faction on Fiverweb who believe that all our problems are down to Black, it would appear that all is now well.
He’s left because his back hurt? Must be pretty bad but I guess he’s got a very active job and doesn’t just sit behind a desk all day. He could always just use a wheelchair. They play football in wheelchairs, I think I’ve seen it on telly.
I liked the fact that we had a Black coach. Sad times.
Black’s bad back
He got the sack
Been here too long, hope he’s not back
Yeah, he’s let loose
From the noose
Les kept him hanging about
He wants a gig at Sky
Cos he’s been getting high
On back pain medication he’s not gonna die
He’s got nine lives
Cat’s eyes
Abusing all the players and runnin wild