The Bazford English Dictionary

Corrected that ever so slightly @bearsy

As always, no charge for this service

:lou_wink_2:

Yes, indeed lads, top banter this is purely belter.

Tolerant = despises liberals, immigrants, inbred footballers, French football managers, snowflakes, ice cubes, lolly pops, Muslims etc etc etc

1 Like

Let’s try another one. This time, we’ll go for Southampton. Is it:-

A port city on the South Coast of England, principal city in Hampshire, home to Southampton FC.

Or:-

An inexplicable source of deep personal pain, provoking nonsensical outbursts.

What are you dribbling on about, one thing I am not is easily offended, I also have a sense of humour, liberals aren’t famous for their sense of humour are they?

I’ve got this horrible feeling that Bazza is a member of dozens of Football Forums all over the country into which he copy and pastes these thoughts.

Just the odd edit and he’s ready to go with a Nationwide shit-fest.

Stop bullying Barry you snowflake cunts!

4 Likes

Fair Play to Baz - he is engaging with this

I’d just ignore you

4 Likes

Are you saying we’re liberals unable to put up with differences of opinion, or people that believe we should still have slavery?

Fair play, that was pretty funny.

I’m not sure… let’s go for the ‘if the cap fits’ approach.

Liberals can’t stand a differing of opinion, there are people who believe slavery should still exist as it still exists now, the liberals don’t want to confront that or blame those responsible either.

I will blatently stealyour idea and raise it to paraphrase Mr Orwell (who obviously had Bazford Dictionary in mind)

Socialism

Where all people are equal, but muslims, immifgrants, liberals, footballers, snowflakes, are less equal than others

LOL. Liberals cant stand a differing of opinion? Priceless. If there is one main thing I usually see thrown at liberals it is that their main problem is that they try to hard to deal with differing opinions. Why do you think that Liberals are seen as a centre party Barry?

Liberals = extremists who put Nazis and Stalanists in the shade when it comes to intolerance of other ideologies and opinions.

As for slavery, who do you think has been calling for the statues of those who fought for slavery to be removed? Would that be liberals?

I feel like the Left hates the Right more than the Right hates the Left. The left certainly seem more angar & fingers in ears. The right attitude to the left seems more Patronising than Angar.

Morecome and Wise were liberals. The whole Monty Python team were/are liberals. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were liberals. Charlie Chaplin was a liberal. Tommy Cooper was a liberal. Liberals bring laughter to the world Barry.

I may have made some of these up.

Liberals are really good at conceding defeat concerning the EU aren’t they, so magnanimous in defeat, hell has no fury like a scorned liberal.
The refusal to deviate from its path on multiculturalism.

I could go on.

Multiculturalism, another one for the dictionary or just trying to redirect to your favourite past time?

No just saying its been a failure.

5 o’clock apartheid, parallel lives call it what you want it hasn’t worked has it?

The only people who use liberals as a pejorative in that way are the Alt Right and the far right, and it’s mostly a US thing. Something you’d expect to see on Fox News.

Is that where you get your news from?

2 Likes