Polecat.
It was a polecat.
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Fair enough, @saintbletch . For the rest of the forum, I told @bearsy what had gone on at the time because @chertsey-saint was sending him a lot of PMs, and I didnāt want to lose Our Best Poster TM. Donāt think Bear really had a problem with my stance after he got full disclosure.
While normally transparent, we havenāt done full disclosure on this because we wanted Chertsey to be able to come back.
How the mighty @flahute has fallen though. From organising real life violence over the Internet to chattinā bollocks in his SaintsWeb safe space, where he knows I canāt (and fucking wonāt) answer back. Someone give the man a medal for bravery the next time you post there 
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This is getting bitchy. I like it!
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I will never forgive Cherts for failing to turn up at Fulham.*
*Actually itās ok. I know heās busy.
They started it, @fatso , and if @flahute is going to misrepresent my Sotonians content falsely as nowt but conspiracy shit, I reserve my right to treat him as a past version of himself.
First, I havenāt posted much here news wise I could not reputedly source. I made that decision day one, having learned how unproductive it was to trade on less established Internet sources. Weāve seen multiple terrorist attacks. Iām sure the conspiracy sites covered them. Didnāt get posted here. Ever.
So he can fuck off, especially as we could all reputedly source stories from broadsheets about him, the ringleader of an actual fucking conspiracy to organise clandestine football violence.
Me-fucking-ow!
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Thatās OK Iām happy to have the goss by PM. My lips will be sealed, on pain of them being fisted. 
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Thatās @flahute ex-teacher and currently according to Twatter ācombat veteranā? - Assuming Iāve the right person obvs - wouldnāt want it to kick off at Soton Central on match dayā¦
Could never get my head around him being a teacher. I wouldnāt want him anywhere near my kids!
Combat veteran?
Had a fight with one of the kids?
Did he win?
Hearing Ed Sheeran everywhere when you are half way around the world. At least 10 years ago in South America it was just Reggaeton, Bachata, Salsa and Samba music.
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Ed has a reggae/bachata/salsa/samba fusion album coming out this year. Happy days.
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The SWF thread on Sotonians was just getting interesting 
Bear - can you pm me the goss on Chertseyās guesting so I can feel special please? TVM. Remember all that help I gave you that time when you needed me and I was there for you and gave you the support you needed to make headway with the problems you had and the direction you wanted to move forward in?
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Well someone had to do it soā¦Can you give me the goss on Bearsy TMOā¦just PM me the inside lineā¦you know it will go no further. Srs
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I dunno! Iām worried that if I tell you all the scandalous and dramatic state secrets I am currently hoarding, it will in some way make me feel less special. I mean, at the moment Iām 100% special. But if youāre sharing, then Iām only 50% special. You see how quickly it dilutes!
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Cheers for the PM @bearsy makes it all so much clearer now.
Promise not to tell anyone else, honest!!
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You will always be special Bear, youāre a very special Bear, Bear.
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Thanks for the PM @btripz . Canāt quite believe thatās possible and still be alive, but hey, ho, each unto their own I guess.
Obvs I wonāt pass it on if anyone PMs me.
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I met him in Blackpool.
Put the emphasis on veteran. His combat days looked to be behind him.
I donāt think youād have a problem in any event. Recent form suggests that if you were in Southampton Central, heād be calling you a cunt from Fratton Park. e.g. a forum youād never willingly have a discussion in.
Like many of our former posters, heās a huge Blairite that made a proper fucking idiot of himself with his ānailed-onā predictions during the rise of Corbyn.
Just watching Tom Cruise and cohorts on the Graham Norton Show. They might just as well stay in the Green Room and suck each other off.
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Some foreign chaps had their soup AFTER their mains in the site canteen last night. It beggars belief.
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