Queue jumpers.
Yes, I know it makes me a petty arsehole, but if I have been queueing 2 hours to get into rough trade with a stinking hangover you have another thing coming if you think I ainât gonna kick off at you.
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That anoys the fuck out of me as well especially at airport immigration
âWe were with these people on the plane they are with usâ
âWell go back to where they joined the queue thenâ is the standard responce
The Americans and Eastern Europeans are the worst at this I can say.
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Itâs a lovely Saturday so why not take some stuff to the dumpâŚalong with the rest of Cobham
Then find out the dump has turned into a Neighbourhood Recycling Center. Whatâs that I hear you say? Itâs a place where every single item you want to dump has to go into a different skipâŚfucking eco-mentalists!
I still find this annoying at bus stops in London where you just have to run to the door and hope you can squeeze on. Or when there is only a few of you, the one who was there first is likely the last on.
The day before you have to go back for a only a 21 day Betty Ford Clinic this time.
Can you find the stuff you need?
Do you get e-mails from people already there can you just bring me this?
Half the stuff they want is illeagal in ther own countries. (Why can I not spell ill eagle)
The family wants a get together for a sit down meal.
The wife has changed the chief housemaid so none of the others has a clue what to do.
The driver has requested time off and the replacement has never driven to Manila before.
Luckily I have already checked in so its only a bag drop but knowing Duterte he has changed some rule or the other which will mean me hanging around for a couple of hours with no bar.
Oh dear there goes another beautiful relationshipâŚhow did she find out? 
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The amount of dust that collects in fans and the high ballache level of cleaning them.
Is this what Bazza means about a bad atmosphere at SMS?
Indubitably.
Just wait until youâve got to pay for it too Cobs ⌠you canât chuck fuck all away in Carrotland without someone in a hi-viz sucking through their teeth and fleecing you for the pleasure of emptying your own shit into a skip. then they wonder why thereâs such a problem with fly tipping. Doh.
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Prefabricated houses can fuck off, as can the people that buy them.
âItâs cheaper to get them built elsewhereâ, says defensive buyer.
Not for all the people on the M6 stuck behind your two lane thrift, you cunt.
Liverpool F.C. are pissing me off right now. Particularly that the triumvirate of cunts Nivea, Lovren and VVD could win the champions league whilst we get relegated.
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Twats in Wax jackets that go through security at airports with tubes of liquid in their carry on bag and sayâŚ
But it is in the packet it doesnât countâŚ
Actually, Stansted Airport full stopâŚ
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If you could see the housemaids you would see how wrong that statement was.
The wife picks them not me ugly stick and treeâs come to mind
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When the freeholders of the building appeal the councilâs decision to not allow them to build 4 flats on the top, to make a few million. It was just coming up to the 6 months. So this is 2nd time theyâve been told that itâs not in keeping with other buildings.
So letâs go for 3rd time lucky.
Lawyers - specifically the no win no fee brigade. Bunch of fucking snakes. Cunts the lot of them. Morally bankrupt collection of fucking blood sucking parasites. Useless fucking oxygen thieves whose worthless hides should be flayed from their bodies. Cunts.
Potentially a controversial one, butâŚ
The Full-Time Mummy brigade that get themselves into a complete frothing rage at tragic case of ill children. The recent example is Alfie Evans.
The social media bandwagoning of people that have absolutely no medical knowledge, or understanding of what is happening in these cases is dangerous. âProtestorsâ storming hospitals, abusing hospital staff, turning up at court dates to intimidate judges, barristers etc.
Itâs only a matter of time before one of these cases sees a member of hospital staff killed.
I get that it must be the most unbearably heartbreaking experience for parents to see their child suffer so much, and itâs entirely understandable that they would cling on to any hope they can. But they are so often being exploited, and the idea that hospital staff would deliberately inflict suffering on a child is bonkers. As is the idea that the judges are biased.
Itâs a worrying reflection of a trend seen elsewhere, that people with no knowledge or understandingâs opinion is equal to that of those who are extensively trained and qualified.
The irony of course being, that what these âprotestorsâ are actually trying to achieve, is further suffering for the sick child in question. They are terminally ill kids, these apparent wonder treatments can not, and will not cure the kids. At best, it will keep them alive longer, prolonging their suffering.
Fuck the lot of them.
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Looking forward to my trip there Saturday morning. Thanks
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When youâre half way through a sandwich that has all soft fillings and something starts crunching 