Tat and Tarts
A historical look at the sex industry with models demonstrating the use of sheeps intestines and wooden toys.
Valuations being associated to the items depending on age and which historical figures had used them.
Cockney celebrity orienteering with Chas and Dave and Eric Bristow.
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Skip rummaging with Gary Wilmot.
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Whatâs that smell? A quiz hosted by Fred Dineage.
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Fash in the attic. John Fashanu explores peopleâs attics and gives them a good sort out, joined by Diane Youdale.
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Windmills of the World with Carol Lee Scott.
Cardle to Grave. Southamptonâs own Matt Cardle performs his hit(s) in cemeteries around Hampshire.
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The Denigration Game.
A bunch of sad Internet losers sit in front of their computers and take it in turns to take the piss out of an erudite man with a suspect groin while he inspects the contents of his wardrobe before selecting one of his most flowery shirts and going out to drink Punk IPA from Brewdog - probably the best brewery in the world.
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Holmes Under the Hammer
Curvy Olympic cyclist and closet dominatrix Sarah Hammer explores the historic role of women in the bedroom - co-presented by Benedict Cumberbatch in a gimp mask.
In this challenging post-watershed documentary, four times Olympic silver medallist Hammer debates whether coming second that many times is a good thing.
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Great title. Shit format.
I think itâd be more fun done as a cross between Game For A Laugh and Crawlspace.
At the direction of a jokesome friend, Fash secretly moves into the attics of ordinary householders and attempts to live as close to a normal life as possible without being detected.
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Properly Bladdered
An erudite man with a suspect groin and shocking taste in shirts drinks a half pint of pissy sour-tasting beer, watched by Sarah Beeny. He then attempts to get up, only to fail miserably.
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Urban Gardening with Mackenzie Crook
Hmmm, I donât think that meets your brief Pap, that would defo get a second series 
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Is It Inside Yet?
Gameshow hosted by June Sarpong where contestants have to guess whether various household items have been inserted into various male and female orifices. Extra points for difficulty.
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Bear Grills bbq delights.
A voyage detailing how foraging is bringing revolution to the fast food industry
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Similar format called âCan you tell what it is yetâ where you have to guess what household item is inserted. Hosted by Rolf Harris.
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Thatâs just a spin-off from Through the Arsehole.
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Going For Old, where young singletons with a fetish for the geriatric get to date wrinkled olâ fucks. Like Blind Date but niche. Hosted by Anne Diamond.
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Whorage Wars
Fun fact: The theme song for âGoing for Goldâ was written by Hans Zimmer in his jobbing years
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