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Itās all okā¦Iāve taken the compulsory five minutes thinking time and come to the conclusion that I just really like breasts/tits/boobsš
i do get where Lou is coming from re how the other person feels but damn it, I just wish they would pop out as Bear described
I guess I was having more problem dealing with how I viewed myself but I can now feel comfortable in my own pervert skin and say āfry me a kipper, Iāll be back by breakfastāā¦and buy me some mirrored shades tomorrow
I think itās the inequality that Lou find objectionable. In future, if you find urself staring at a birdās rack, I should give her a little flash of ur chopper i.e. quid pro quo.
Finally! A thread made just for me!!!
The topic of boobie staring may have been a problem for me when I was young and studly. Ladies would flaunt them, and I would sneak a pervy peek.
Now that Iām old and studless, the problem does not arise. Around these parts the womenz usually have some kind of secondary garment which allows them to flash their boobies at the young and studly chaps. As soon as wrinkly olā shrivelled up me gets within perving distance the secondary garment/shroud gets pulled over, thus avoiding my (scholarly) gaze.
This leads me to believe that booby-staring etiquette is not a problem for us guys, and as usual, the women folk have everything under control.
As a footnote, I have also noticed that the amount of accidental elbow boob sharply decreases as you get older. I reckon they have total control over that too!
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
If you want to āappreciate breastsā go visit a porn site.
Thanks for the tip Lou.
If I wanted to admire yours, which porn site could I find you on?
Oh Good Lord!!
yo lou have you ever been flashed on i.e. by a flasher? Iām thinking of doing flashing. I find the idea of it quite funny. I think a movie bout a flasher man could be v.funny if itās done right. I would give him a day job like i.e. a Police Detective, but he is compulsion to do flashing at night. Prob he has a big case on to investigate a sudden spate of flashings in central london i.e. investigate on himself, and then when he does a flash on i.e. the Queen, it becomes case of worldwide interest. And then, prob, at the end, he frames some tramp or something as the flasher, but when he has to go on live TV to announce the arrest, but he cannot resist this opportunity, and slowly unbuttons his rainjacketā¦
Not recently, only when I was a teenager with some friends in Southampton Sports Centre (flashers always seem to pick on teenage girlsā¦I wonder why).
But I think thatās a great idea for a film. Were you thinking of anyone from Papsweb as inspiration for the main role?
i am holding castings now everyone needs to flash me their winkles by pm pls
Was you genuine done a flash on? Describe it for me in full detail please, not the actual flash, i am not v.interest in that, the bit i find interest is when heās stalking through the undergrowth in his mackintosh and bare ankles, looking for prey, and the bit at the end when he skulks away, laughter ringing in his ears
I feel really effing dumb contributing to a forum where the top thread is entitled ātittiesā and even more stupid that Iām actually opening the thread and contributing to it.
Bet Papās daughters wouldnāt approve.
At least the āsex in publicā thread uses grown up language. FFS, you know where to find me if you need meā¦
Lou is seriously against boobies. 
I wish I was seriously against boobies, but I just canāt get close enough to them.
pap i would be ok with i.e. Coxford Lou or i.e. Bearsy having authoritah to edit other peopleās Thread Titles. I think Thread Titles are Important + me & Lou find it annoying when they is misrepresent, misspell, or just i.e. general eyesore.
Iāve changed the thread title because while that sort of language is fine in the detail, Iām not certain that we want that title front and centre.
Speak about titties all you like. Chat about charlies, have a brew over bristols. Letās at least reel new visitors in a bit before they discover the depths of this siteās depravity. Besides, just having an unqualified ātittiesā there is a bit Meeks for me.
Itās the sort of thing you could imagine growling repeatedly in a corner. āTitties, titties, TITTIES!ā. It canāt be healthy on first glance.
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Thanks Pap. Iām so relieved I can rejoin this thread 
And your summary is spot on. I can handle anything in passing pretty much, but being upfront and centre in a subject line, kind of gets to me after a whileā¦
papster, could you please add the phase āA-ha!ā to the title?
Currently I canāt read it without hearing the voice of Alan Partridge in my ears.
A-ha!
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Addressed. I had sympathy with your request because once I had read it, I couldnāt unimagine it.
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Now that the question at hand has been clearly defined, I would like to submit a scenario where it is ok to stare, or at least look like someone who is staring.
Bap signage.
If a woman is wearing a top with writing over it that happens to span across her baps, that is entirely fair game I feel, at least until comprehension has been achieved.
The subject line is so perfect now for this whole discussion 
A glance is enough to appreciate, then you move on.
To be perfectly honest Iād rather spend my time gazing at my partner than a stranger but then Iām a bit of a sap and also probably something of an anomaly.
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Yay, right answer, Ant! Pap, give this man a badge.