:saints:👨‍🎤 👩‍🎤 What is the worst Southampton chant EVER?

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‘Reuben Agboola’ to the tune of ‘Jackie Wilson said’ by Dexy’s Midnight Runners

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Didn’t he run the bar up the Sports Centre for a bit after retirement?

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Think so - he was definitely back in the area after leaving for Sunderland after a ‘nightclub incident’!

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He’s been back for years and did manage the Sports Cente Bar, for a couple of years when it had been taken over by the Old Tauntonians Hockey Club.

Had a chat with him at Shennanigans in town after the Villa game having known him since he was a player here.

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In common with a lot of ex-Saints players he regularly pops up on the Facebook ‘Saints Archive’ group

Mark Wright was on y’day saying that he wish he could have stayed - except for the manager

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I know it probably doesn’t need more lyrics, but I wrote more lyrics for “My Old Man”. I’ve got about seven more verses. Any musos / Garage Band enthusiasts want to help me to get it to the next level?

@OzSaintDave your turn to critique me. Plenty of ammunition.

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:hear_no_evil:

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Not quite at the Chaz & Dave level yet…

:joy:

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Thread title updated :wink:

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I don’t want acapella. Was thinking some bouncy Euromix number. Like all other other football songs, but calling Pompey cunts a lot.

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C’has And Dave wouldn’t touch this :smiley:

It’s a fucking skit. If we’re not up for a nine verse take-down of our near neighbours, let us know.

I would also like small children to sing “fuck off Dad you’re a cunt”

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Don’t try and get me involved… begging for Euromix.
I’m a proper Song writer these days

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Some bouncy shit I can sing over.

I can do the sound effects. It’ll be epic. We’ve not done a big external pisstake for years.

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You’ve redeemed yourself right there :+1::wink:

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I know plenty of little bastards that will, too.

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And by the way, @Saint-CD and @Cobham-Saint. You’re now my backup vocalists for the cheek, like.

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Well played (or sung) sir! Only critique - not enough Fuck off Cunts! Did enjoy the references to face tattoos too

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Cheers, you can have a couple more references.

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I went downstairs and then I told my mum
She said “I knew this day would come
I’ve stashed a gun, we’ll shoot the scum
We’ll live like fucking outlaws on the run”

I said mum, “that’s a bit hardcore
We’ll get Skate mess all over the floor”
She said “I see, we’ll do plan B”
It’ll save us from the law.

We’ll say his sister’s in the shed
Baking super special Fratton inbred
When he’s in, we’ll lock him in
And send his mum and aunt around instead

Chorus

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

You fuck fish and sniff bums
You make me sick, I’m telling mum

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

My great-grandma overheard
Said that they were quite absurd
That in her day, they’d never pay
To feed a secret Pompey turd

We’d take them to the square
And cut their jacob’s right off there
They only screamed, violently
When deported to Pompey

“When we were struggling through the Blitz
Bombs blew Southampton to bits
We’d shake our fists, and shout at Fritz
They’re down the road, you stupid fucking tits!”

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

When the Nazis, had airborne parties
They thought you done on day one

My old man said be a Pompey fan
I said fuck off Dad, you’re a cunt

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Perfect :ok_hand: