A young woman has spoken out about an incident which led to a vibrator getting stuck up her bum.
Emma Philips was in bed with her boyfriend at the time when she noticed that the vibrator was nowhere to be found. After looking around the bed to find it she realised that it was lodged up her back passage.
Yes, so in your enthusiasm your chocolate star sucked the vibrator from your bed so far up your arse you had to go to hospital to have it removed!!!
Somehow I think she might be spinning a bit of a yarn hereā¦
A young woman has spoken out about an incident which led to a vibrator getting stuck up her bum.
Emma Philips was in bed with her boyfriend at the time when she noticed that the vibrator was nowhere to be found. After looking around the bed to find it she realised that it was lodged up her back passage.
Yes, so in your enthusiasm your chocolate star sucked the vibrator from your bed so far up your arse you had to go to hospital to have it removed!!!
Somehow I think she might be spinning a bit of a yarn hereā¦
That is a particularly boring non story that happens in A/E most days. We had somone in Nottingham who presented with a buzzing belly button. Much concern about whether it was an aneurism about to burst. The CT scan showed it was a Vib that had wriggled its way all the way around the colon.
Also had to spend 2 hours trying to remove a lynx deodorant lid from a girls fanny once. They got a bit carried away and used it and the lid came off - any attempts to pull it out made it cut into the walls.
Anyone who has worked for any length of time has hundreds of similar stories. As ar as i was told the toothbrush was in the butt hole accompanied by a flowerpot
Sussex āAnyone who has worked for any length of time has hundreds of similar stories. As ar as i was told the toothbrush was in the butt hole accompanied by a flowerpotā
Toothbrush? Flowerpot? How?! Why?! The mind bogglesā¦
From what I was told the flowerpot was a small one but was attatched to an electric toothbrush , making it a sort of bill and ben style vibrating dildo. He was exceptionally arrogant in A/E and demanded special attention because of his position on the telly box.
The staff felt disinclined to give him specialist attention as he had elected to insert the homemade device into his rectum voluntarily and would be seen in turn. Most hospitals have a ābutt boxā which usually contain a variety of mind boggling items. Lightbulbs, shoehorns, a thermos flask and on one memorable occasion a china bell with āa gift from Skegnessā written on it.
Best excuse I ever had was a chap with a wine bottle up his arse who said ā I got out of the shower an sat on my sideboard, I didnāt realise it was thereā
What! And the Lousi Walsh ānoveltyā act didnāt??
I was in the kitchen and heard them howling so went to see what it was, my first comment to Mrs BTripz was āLouis Walshās novelty act?ā to which she replied āYep!!ā
Edit : Noticed the mis-spelling of Louis but decided to leave it as it sounds about right!!
