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I like the idea of doing a porn voiceover! I mean if commentators like i.e. motson and i.e. andy townsend done porno i think it would be v.funny. I might dub a porno doing commentary in a football style i think it would be v.funny and i would get 1000+ hits on youtube and i would be Internet Famous 4eva

Sid Barberā€™s let himself go.

So then, Wayne Bridge is on Iā€™m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The longer he stays in the jungle, the greater the chance that John Terry will pay his missus a visit.

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Ha ha bloody ha!

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Theyā€™ve added a few more origins of surnames ā€œup at Oxfordā€. Thisā€™ll probably amuseā€¦

Redknap Similar to football manager Harry Redknapp, the name is thought to derive from the nickname given to a redheaded, boy servant.

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Ex-England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard and MK Dons have been in contact over the vacant managerā€™s role. http://bbc.in/2eKeQe4

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Iā€™m surprised that Bearsy hasnā€™t tried this in his breaks from the fryer.

Apparently Trump has said to Theresa May if you are ever coming to America, let me know. He may be a giant, bewigged, orange twat, but he has got the whole Alpha Male thing well sorted. Thanks for the lol Donald.

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Doug Stanhope absolute genius. Heā€™s pretty much as you see him, in as much as many stand ups are playing a character. Heā€™s stopped performing as his girlfriend (a fellow comic) is now in a coma after hitting her head at a party

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From the BBC

Mr Webster and Mr Erickson removed the moose bodies from the ice to use the meat for dog food and trapping bait.
The two also removed the moose heads, now located in Mr Websterā€™s yard. They plan to clean them and mount their bleached skulls at the Bible camp.

Mount their bleached skulls at a bible camp ? Come on they have crossā€™s for these things?

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