Looks like Goatboy’s making great strides in his quest to find his inner chakra ?
… or is his ‘outer seedy’ spiralling out of control ?
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Working in the Oil Industry
When I try to explain to people exactly what I do in my job, it’s
sometimes difficult to get them to understand.
This may put it in a way that makes it easier to grasp.
- We work in weird shifts … Like prostitutes.
2… They pay you to make the client happy … Like prostitutes.
3… The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost
every penny … Like prostitutes.
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You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams … Like prostitutes.
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Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in
the same profession as you … Like prostitutes.
6… When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed … Like prostitutes.
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But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from
hell … Like prostitutes. -
The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things
from you … Like prostitutes. -
When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it … Like prostitutes. -
Everyday when you wake up, you say: I’M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE
REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT’… Like prostitutes.
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New
Year’s Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email with
them so they don’t feel bad anymore… Like prostitutes!!!
… shouldn’t laugh I know 
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Originally posted by @steveintheforest
… shouldn’t laugh I know
Better than the picture of Beagles smoking
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Now I have worked on and off as a chef since the early 90’s but have never made one of these. Sounds interesting though. Should pop it on the menu.
Boots that’s leave swastika prints have been recalled…
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Show me your warface 
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