Meh. They arenât Star Trek uniforms of any description, but the fact that they have a slaphead on the cover makes the TNG link inevitable.
On a separate note, the rise of the Kardashians was confusing for me as a Star Trek fan that doesnât keep current with reality TV. First, I thought that the Cardassians had descended on the planet. Then I briefly felt relieved when they hadnât. Then I realised they were much much worse.
Lol
Meanwhile, whereâs Rallyboy.
Think we need a new takeover thread
When I read this
Itâs a month old but I only came across it the other day and Iâve been grinning ever since
I preferred her when she played Burney, in Rab C. Nesbitt.
Anyone got an owners manual for a wife?
Mines giving off a terrible whining noise!
Even funnier, Everton are supposed to be in for him. Good to see Ron going for youth!
So then, some airlines are banning laptops from the cabin. They are however allowed in the hold. I assume they have been banned because there is the possibility that they can contain an explosive device. How is that ok in the hold but not in the cabin?
The hold isnât pressurised so if a bomb goes off in the hold it wonât do so much damage, plus the other baggage should contain the explosion.
Youâre not going to get massive explosions from laptops however in a cabin you run the risk of depressurisation which will potential kill loads.
Just read an article by Julia Stephenson telling us how she was âtoo beautifulâ to remain faithful. She married at 26 and her husband âwas not much of a looker.â She started to fill out in all the right places and soon was attracting the attention of lots of men. Because she was so beautiful she couldnt say no and her marriage failed, as did her many following relationships. All this she blames on being too beautiful. Perhaps she should consider it is down to her being a narcissistic slapper and men can spot women who are up for it at a hundred paces?
Havent planes been brought down by bombs in the hold in the past though?
Because the Baggage handlers will have stolen all the laptops and Ipads gamegears ect from the luggage before it gets on the plane.
True dat
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: âI had sex last night, did you?â
Woman 2: âYes.â
Woman 1: âWas it good?â
Woman 2: âNo, it was a disaster⌠my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?â
Woman 1: âOh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairy tale!â
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: âYou wanted sex last night, how was it?â
Husband 2: âGreat. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?â
Husband 1: âIt was horrible. I came home, thereâs no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadnât paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didnât have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldnât get it up for an hour and then I couldnât climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldnât fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!â.
Great story 
I always enjoy an anectode where the protagonist was so angry he couldnât get an erection.