They have now bought a second sex doll due to the huge demand for Fanny
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Out of the fire and into the frying pan…
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Boufal take note, this is how to beat your man AND deliver the payload !!
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Mm Pork
Somebody asked a retiree if he had a job.
he replied “I am my wife’s sexual advisor”
somewhat taken aback he asked “what do you mean by that?”
'well quite simply my wife told me when she wants my fucking advice she will ask for it "
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I read that Delle Alli is looking to change his agent as he is not happy with his £60k a week wages.
Welcome to our world Spuds!
Eating something that has been burned that you previouly saved from being burned - if only Alanis Morissette could work that into a song…
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Wayne Rooney has retired from International football. Some might say they thought that he had a while ago.
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The League of Gentleman is returning for three specials on BB2! Woohoo! You’re my wife now Dave.
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Thank fuck for that
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Hahaha.
£15mil? Funniest thing I’ve seen all week
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Are they buying his right leg next season?
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Pwned
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