* with a tiny cock *
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Pap bangs on about social responsibility then it turns out heâs tax-dodging by wearing kidsâ shoes to avoid the VAT.
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Being bald, you slaphead bastards.
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Added together there is probably only 1 & a half heads of hair split between the whole site membership - oh, ok three heads of hair if you count Tigger, Intiniki & LouâŚ
Being Short is obviously worse although being the tallest of my siblings I qualify as medium heght.
I can shave my head or have a full head of grey hair which can be dyed to be any colour it wants.
When the baldies ask âwhy have you shaved your headâ
âBecause I canâ is the standard reply
You dye your hair? Fucking hell.
Jagger needs a Corby Facepress.
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Heâd got one white tooth and the rest are grim colour
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Totally coincidentally, a short, bald friend posted this on Facebook just now
hope for you baldies yetâŚ
There are two schools of thought on this, Fatso. I am presently a member of the âDyeing is lyingâ faction, which means I keep the grey in all its glory, presumably becoming a miniature version of Gandalf at some point in the medium term.
There is, of course, a competing faction, called âWhy go to the bingo when youâve got a face for the disco?â. I suspect @philippinesaint may belong to this faction.
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Just like the TV ads that say 98% of 6 Liverpool players said theyâll prostitute themselves by advertising a shit skin care product?
Or as George Melly put it, when told that Mick Jagger referred to his facial creases as âlaughter linesâ:
âNothingâs that funny.â
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There is being short and bald but that is ok as having fat to that list and youâre proper fucked in the loving stakes.
A bowling ball then?
I donât care if you are short, bald or fat, itâs personality that countsâŚthough other measurements might or might not be importantâŚ
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Toldya pap.
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