* with a tiny cock *
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Pap bangs on about social responsibility then it turns out he’s tax-dodging by wearing kids’ shoes to avoid the VAT.
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Being bald, you slaphead bastards.
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Added together there is probably only 1 & a half heads of hair split between the whole site membership - oh, ok three heads of hair if you count Tigger, Intiniki & Lou…
Being Short is obviously worse although being the tallest of my siblings I qualify as medium heght.
I can shave my head or have a full head of grey hair which can be dyed to be any colour it wants.
When the baldies ask “why have you shaved your head”
“Because I can” is the standard reply
You dye your hair? Fucking hell.
Read all the words @fatso does not mean it is
Jagger needs a Corby Facepress.
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He’d got one white tooth and the rest are grim colour
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Totally coincidentally, a short, bald friend posted this on Facebook just now
hope for you baldies yet…
There are two schools of thought on this, Fatso. I am presently a member of the “Dyeing is lying” faction, which means I keep the grey in all its glory, presumably becoming a miniature version of Gandalf at some point in the medium term.
There is, of course, a competing faction, called “Why go to the bingo when you’ve got a face for the disco?”. I suspect @philippinesaint may belong to this faction.
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Just like the TV ads that say 98% of 6 Liverpool players said they’ll prostitute themselves by advertising a shit skin care product?
Or as George Melly put it, when told that Mick Jagger referred to his facial creases as ‘laughter lines’:
“Nothing’s that funny.”
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There is being short and bald but that is ok as having fat to that list and you’re proper fucked in the loving stakes.
A bowling ball then?
@bearsy has a theory about this
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I don’t care if you are short, bald or fat, it’s personality that counts…though other measurements might or might not be important…
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Toldya pap.
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