I fucking hate it. Sounds like fucking No Man’s Land in my garage. Pooch is going bananas, and I don’t blame her.
We’re surrounded by twats with no explosives expertise fucking about with a load of explosives.
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…sadly it usually their kids that suffer the burns and scars…
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I tried it once when we were living in a much smaller place with a tiny back yard.
Fucking hell. Once and never again. One fell on its side, exploding and sending sparks flying everywhere. Anything you put on the ground was unpredictable. Rockets, normally foolproof, had to be carefully aimed because our road was off Edge Lane, the major road bringing the majority of the English traffic into the city.
By the end of it, I just felt lucky to be alive.
Last year we had drunk fuckers letting them off horzontally in the village square… thankfully they got lifted by my my neighbour who is a copper, I did suggest rocket up arse, but this was not considered to be legal…
One of those tower blocks was my first residence in Liverpool. It was one of John Moores’ Halls of Residence. A cold shithole populated with student wankers.
On Bonfire night, the fuckers in the other tower aimed rockets at ours, and duly fired.
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At the moment Bristol sounds like the Russians are shelling Aleppo, but in a colourful way 
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it wasn’t me but it might have been someone who loves fireworks. We need to do some digging and find out if anyone has been posting positive things about fireworks
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Firework fuckers hey? need to go for down vote record…COME ON YOU firework fettish fuckers who enjoy sticking the things up your arse, downvote me to hell you strange numptycunts!
A colleague of mine had a right go at some teenagers setting of fireworks at each other when she was with her 6 year old the other day.
I think there should only be proper firework displays and none sold in shops at all. I don’t mind a display as you know when to help settle animals and it’s unlikely to cause injury.
I went to the local display yesterday. It was nice. Pretty etc. But it’s been relentless up here tonight. We can see for some way from our flat to North London and there arefireworks everywhere.
Hopefully there aren’t too many people who have experienced wars cowering in corners.
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Stalking downvotes - bring it on fuckers 
Pap, use your techno watsits to name and shame… not for any retaliation downvotes, but to point and laugh
I find fireworks incredibly dull. I don’t hate people who like fireworks, I just pity them.
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Pap is all anti because the whole firework thang is glorifying a terrorist - a bloke who was a well-known beggar who hung around outside newsagents and off licences, usually sat in an old pushchair, often in disguise.
Homeless cunt.
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Fawkes, not Pap, he just looks like a homeless.
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Go along to big displays with the kids every year (well not the eldest as she goes with her friends now, and this is only the 2nd year in Carlisle), it is a great evening where thousands go along and make an evening of it. There is a huge bonfire, where there is a story building up to lighting the fire. This is put on my a local production team and acted out by local organisations from young children to adults.
There are loads of stalls and food places and you can watch the fireworks from the Carlisle castle. They have a fair on which is for young children up to adults, and the firework display is really good. They do not have loads of the stupidly loud ones as it is aimed at families, it is free and there is a great community feel, not in your face and full of drunks, people making sure they were not stood in the way of the young children, which you do not get in many city’s.
On another note, I am surprised that there are still fireworks in shops as I think they should be confined to organised displays and not in the hands of people that do not have control over them (me included). I think it is about time that there was a stop to selling to the public. My cats have spent the evening with their ears back and only just starting to look settled now.
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First I haven’t down voted anyone, but I love fireworks, the kids love fireworks, and bizarrely our two cats aren’t too fussed.
Young Adult #1’s,18th b’day party tonight and have just let of a shed load of them to an appreciative audience
No politics involved.
This thread sounds like some of the comments on the Poppy thread ffs - moan when it suits you…
Anyway, looking forward to the game tomorrow.
My boy is 4 and the look on his face was priceless, same with my 8 year old girl.
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On reflection, I do hate people who like fireworks.
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On reflection I hate people who hate people, who like fireworks!
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