‘Athleticism can let him down’, not my wrods, the words or Mrs Bear.
Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
#MLGsunday
Who makes up all this shit? Is this that bollox that MLG and the rest of the tossers keep on about in the other place?
Nah each club will have one. This is completely different, this is Mattias le Almachige.
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Is that a more laid back one having a “Schmoke”?
Yes but.
Look, I know we’re all convinced he’s the next best thing since sliced bread, but we have thought that for a whole season now. Which begs the question why hasn’t he signed for Citeh or Man Unity or even Liverhampton? Surely MoPo would have signed him just to annoy us?
After all, Ron Vlaar was a must have last summer…
I’m sure HWDAJFU and I’m happy we’re going to be siging another International that we can make a huge profit on…
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Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil
Yes but.
Look, I know we’re all convinced he’s the next best thing since sliced bread, but we have thought that for a whole season now. Which begs the question why hasn’t he signed for Citeh or Man Unity or even Liverhampton? Surely MoPo would have signed him just to annoy us?
Because they wait for us to bed them in for a year before buying them! It’s a risk free strategy!
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Obligatory YouTube vid.
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Has he signed yet?
Yes. You heard it here first.
Can anyone give advice on how to pronounce his name?
Ferrr-balll. Emphasis on the first syllable.
Funny guy. 
C’mon, I hate getting this stuff wrong! Does it rhyme with lassie, classy, or lazy…?
Claishee according to Steve McLaren
aw, look. He’s so happy!
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Papsweb’s own Industrial Light and Magic.
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Rumours abound that:-
- Transfer is imminent (good news)
- Schalke are interested (potentially bad news)
However, I’ve also seen reports that Clasie is very keen on having his next kid born English, so I reckon we’re still in pole position.