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I do hope the fat fucker didn’t damage the road too much with his thick skull…
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Saw this on face book - how I laughed.
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A most persuasive argument for mass immigration.
Oh hang on, prats (falls) get a late equaliser.
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That horid swearing motorist is a very norty boy. 
He should have tucked more, with chin in…kept his knees and ankles together and pointed his toes.
Other than that …good forward roll at speed.
I do hope the cyclist went round to fatty boyz house in the dead of night and let all his tyres down 
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My first thought, watching the driver of the elegant motor taking a nose-dive in slo-mo, was that he’s let his core muscles go.
I don’t know why that was my first thought.
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My first thought…honest Guv 
Was that it was Alpine Saint on a UK visit from the mountain region of Austria 
What a complete bastard.
Cycling in the middle of the road like that 
Why would you spend your life filming your journeys? The county lanes around here are currently full of cyclists and most of them are all over the road.
We do it for that reason you have just seen! I am getting cut up all over the place and I do not go all over the road!
Car drivers are doing the same now, for insurance reasons.
Nether of them come out of it very well IMO. The cyclist is clearly waiting for an incident like this so he can go chasing after the car for an argument. You can’t tell from the initial footage how close the car really is or how far out the cyclist is. Looks to me like a troll on two wheels.
The driver though is a complete twat, great fall though.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Please watch right to the end.
I do agree with this. I would not go chasing after a car for an argument. It is. supposed to be for evidence if something serious happens.
Of course the real reason these first came out were to film your off road moutainibg biking, now that was fun!
The other day I was doing my regular cycle from Christchurch to Poole along the seafront. One part of the journey is over a couple of roundabouts so coming back I cycle about 200 yards on the pavement. On this occasion I was about to cycle past some guy walking his dog when he pulled out his camera and started filming me, pillock. Haven’t seen it YouTube yet.
Oh my god, that whole piece is hilarious! Why do people actively seek to raise their blood pressure so much? I agree with Nobby, both are dicks, but the driver dick is a better comedian!
I cycle other I drive more and I always pull over to the side of the road when a car comes along. The country lanes are narrow and I would rather get home in one piece. You do get some real idiots on the road around here who seem to think that motorists are fair game and seem to ride in the middle of the road just to wind them up.
I have been chased down by a few Nazi Cyclists in London and given a mouthful but I always give cyclists a wide birth. I have lost count of the number of cyclists that I have seen go through a red light. I know there are some decent cyclists out there but people like this guy who clearly wanted a confrontation with the driver give cyclists a bad name. If you take on a car or a lorry whilst on a bike there is only going to be one winner.
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The cyclist was a self righteous twat to be fair, rear view camera ha ha what a cock, that said the ignorant bully deserved what he got.
I will add if someone followed me for an argument I would immediately ask why they followd me for one? Little grass as well, that cyclist has wound me up more than the driver.
I cycle from Poole to Bournemouth (Lansdowne) for work most days, it takes me just as long to cycle the 8 miles as to drive!!
Most of the route is cycle paths except for going through an area called Wallisdown where the traffic is usually stacked up. What really winds me up about this part is the cars that see you coming down the inside and deliberately move over to the kerb to block you off. Seriously what is the point? Is it going to get them to work any faster.
I like to think I am considerate to the cars as I drive too so know what it’s like but I see cyclists who don’t stop at roundabouts or red lights or pedestrain crossing and that winds me up. The ones that come to a red light and then use the pedestrian crossing to get to the other side are annoying too, either use the road or don’t!!
And, yes, the cyclist in the clip was looking for an argument, he could have carried on without chasing the bloke down…